Nikki put on all of their rings and looked at themself in the mirror, preparing for the date.
This was the couples 5th year anniversary, Nikki was expecting Yoda to do something big, like a proposal, tonight!
Nikki watched out of the bathroom and watched over to their bed, "Hey babe, you ready?"
"Of course I'm ready!" Nikki smiled.
Yoda got up from the bed and took Nikki's hand, walking out to the car.
Yoda put the key in the in the keyhole (????) and began driving to Mcdonald's.
Nikki was so excited to see what Yoda was going to do,
They got to McDonalds and ordered their food,
they sat down across from eachother.
They began to talk about their day and then suddenly Yoda said,
"Now I brought you here to tell you..."
Nikki was over the moon, this was it, the proposal.
"...We need to break up because... I'm gay."
Nikki was shocked, supportive but shocked,
"W-what-"
"I-i'm sorry... I-I just figured this out myself."
Nikki began to cry, hot, salty tears ran down their face, snot began to run down into her mouth.
She slurped up the snot and wiped her tears and began beating up Yoda,
"Nikki- Please stop!!" Yoda screamed as Nikki continued to beat him up, snot still running down over their mouth.
Yoda fell silent and Nikki was done as she was walking out of the McDonalds she hear her number get called, "69!"
they ran over to the counter, teary eyes, snot dripping down her face, with a big grin.
They reached out their hands, "gimme, gimme!"
The worker gave her a confused look as he handed her the happy meal,
Nikki waddled out and drove back home and ate her chicken nuggets.
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Ne0_N1kki x Yoda
FanfictionNe0_N1kki and Yoda have had a happy relationship for years, until Yoda realizes something that could break them apart...