Ne0_N1kki x Yoda

The wedding

Nikki pondered for a moment, "Oh Brushy, I want to stick my tongue down your (disgusting) throat,"

"I- that's hot, but another question... will you go to my best friends wedding with me?"

"That's a weird first date..." Nikki thought, but they still said yes.

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(Nikki is gonna wear a suit bc suit is sexy and i couldn't picture Nikki in a dress, ya know? ALSO, THE BRIDE IS ONE OF MY BESTIES AND THEIR PRONOUNS ARE SHE/THEY)

Today was the wedding day, Nikki walked around the Burger King parking lot,

Nikki went to go behind the building and they ran into the bride, Macy.

She seemed surprisingly calm for it being her wedding day.

"Oh hello, what are doing here?"

"Oh- I was just walking around the place before the wedding." Nikki turned to leave but she said something before they could leave.

"Wait, could I just need someone to talk to before I actually do this... could you tell me about your week?"

"Uh ok..." Nikki waddled over to Macy, "my week has been rough... I nearly killed my ex after he broke up with me..."

"Wait... is your ex Yoda? You're in the news..."

"WHAT?!" Nikki was shocked, (supportive but shocked HAHAHAH)

Nikki felt dizzy and started walking back to the front, and heard Lovejoy warming up, they could hear as they played sex sells, (nikki i'll give u a sec to turn it on, if it's not on already, NOW TURN IT ON)

Nikki walked in and saw zalaqh eating the McDonald's BTS meal in the corner of the room but chose to ignore him,

Nikki went and sat down, waiting for Brushy.

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30 minutes later and no sign on Brushy but the wedding was beginning, Nikki fidgeted with their rings as they watched the other bride walk down the isle, (IM SORRY FOR ANOTHER PAUSE BUT IS IT ISLE? IDK JOW TO SPELL, AND YES IM THE OTHER BRIDE😆)

(BEFORE WE CONTINUE IDK WHY MY WRITING IS LIKE THIS ILL TRY AND FIX IT LATER IM SORRY LMAO)

"Do you take f1nky as your wife?"

"I d-"

Suddenly the doors swung open and Brushy walked in with Yoda,

Nikki eyes widened as she watched the 2 of them walk over to her,

Lovejoy stopped the music,

"Hey Nikki... guess what?"

Nikki got angry, "What...!?"
EVERYONE WAS WATCHING.

"We're dating," Brushy smirked.

Brushy turned to Yoda and began to make out with him, LOUDLY.

EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED AND THEN THEY HEARD SOMEONE ELSE WALK IN, IT WAS KARL JACOBS.

Karl walked over to Nikki and stared them down, "Ew, gay."

Karl jumped onto Nikki and began stomping on them and then the whole wedding turned into a fight.

Zalagh watched as they continued to eat their chicken nuggets, people had started grabbing chunks of the cake and throwing it at each other.

Yoda and Brushy were still making out,

Nikki suddenly got sonic strength and began fighting back, and then Nikki killed Karl, oppsies.

(Creds: (our twitch users) f1nkyd1nky (me) and my friend macyjacobswasfound, Macy helped with a lot in this chapter, like a lot of the ideas was from them, i also mentioned zalagh because they asked me too lol 👍)

ILL PROBABLY WRITE A PART 4 SOON 🤪