Hinata Oneshots • H. HAREM

Problem Solved ; Miya Twins || Lemon

Part 2 of Thirsty ;)

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After texting the group chat 'we love them balls😍🏐' also known as supposedly the dark side of the karasuno group chat. Hinata snickered to himself at his funny 'prank'.

Which is more or less true, he was actually indeed really horny but he would've never announced it on the gc like that no matter how messed up the chat already was.

He sighed, the teen really didn't like taking care of his 'problem' himself but its not like he could just go around and ask people around yknow? It'd be totally embarrassing..

Lewd thoughts entered his head as he looked at the carpeted floors beneath him. He shook it off but it only seemed to got worse.

'Agh! Go away you stupid thoughts!! Im not a hormonal teenager!'

In any case he was most totally a virgin, even with the humongous amount of simps he has they know to keep it in their pants atleast.

He sighed for the twentieth time that day..fucking hell it was like he was on heat! And this aint even an omegaverse!!

He took a look at his shorts which had a fucking tent in it "Aghh!! Damnit! Damnit all!"

Now you must be thinking why the fuck couldnt he just want the clown himself..well thats because he's a universal bottom! Nothing new there actually..

He doesnt want to enter a hole, he wants to be the hole thats entered! And wanking his jr wouldn't satisfy him enough.

A ping interrupted him and his unholy thoughts as he took a look at what it was.

Text Messages > Osamu Miya

Osamu
Hey, are you free right now? My stupid brother wont stop bugging me to ask you out on a trip to the park.

Its okay if you dont want to though, i understand..my brother is really annoying af to have as a company.

Hinata
Heya! As much as i want to..i have a bit of a situation and i really cant go.

Osamu
Oh! nono its okay 👌 dwdw
Btw what's your problem over there?maybe we could help.

Hinata
Uhh i dont think its appropriate for you to help me with my uh problem :D

Its not really err how do i explain this– a nice? problem? Much less holy..

Osamu
...
Are you horny?

Hinata
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST–
...actually yeah.
I
I dont have shame anymore fuck this
If you still think you can solve my "problem" then come on over!

Hinata has shared his location.. 

Osamu
Im omw

"W-wait whaght!? What the fuck!? He's actually comming? What the hell did i just do!?? AHHH–!"

At that moment hinata contemplated his life decisions while screaming bloody murder at his pillow.