Hinata Oneshots • H. HAREM

Thirsty ; Karasuno || Chatfic/Lemon

We love them balls 😍🏐

Hinata
...
I'm–
I'm fucking horny
Does anyone want
sum fucc? 😊💕

Asahi
What happened to hi?
Hello? How are you?

Nishinoya
HI HELLO HOW ARE YOU
MY LOVE I OFFER MYSELF
FOR THIS WONDERFUL
THING CALLED "FUCC"
PLEASE  😻❤❤

Tanaka
DAMN NOYA GONNA GET
LAIIDDD ANYWAYS YOUR
WONDERFUL SENPAI IS
RIGHT HERE BBYY 😻❤❤

Sugawara
Hinata what the actual FUCK
is this!? Explain yourself!!
.
.
.
Your supposed to only send
this in MY private messages!!!
Now everyone knows our
friccy diccy >:(

Daichi
SUGAWARA DONT ENCOURAGE
THEM WTF! You're supposed to be
mature one here!!

Sugawara
Says who-

Daichi
Omfg-💀

Sugawara
Daichi literally stfu ik you're thirsty
for himtoo like wtf don't act so innocent
when you like being called daddy
by him now sit your ass down or
continue to simp for hinata's
divine ass.

Daichi
...
Yes ma'am..
.
.
Hinata remember that I'm just a
text away when you have another
problem like this 😔

Kageyama
BOKEE HINATAAAA!!!!
WHY ARE YOU SENDING SMTH
LIKE THAT HERE!? THIS IS A GC!!

Tsukishima
Lolol the king's pissed
I don't get what your so mad abt
It's obvious that he doesn't want your
Microdicc🤢🙄

Kageyama
BITCH WTF DID YOU SAY

Yamaguchi
TSUKII! Don't anger him more!
And-!
And-
And...
Hinata..I'm on my way hubby~😘💕

Kageyama
LIKE HELL YOU ARE! BOKE DROP
YOUR LOCATION AND DONT LET
ANYONEELSE IN EXCEPT ME!!!

Tsukishima
YAMAGUCHI WHERE TF DID YOU
LEARN THAT AND WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU JUST CALL HIM!?

Asahi
Uhh this is getting out of hand..
Daichi, sugawara, should we..?
Idk stop them?

Sugawara
AHAHA! Nonsense!! They'll be
Fine!! Worst thing that could
Happen is all of them going to
Give up and just have a gangbang.

Actually..—

Daichi
I've given up on this a long time ago

Asahi
Daichi that was 4 minutes ago

Daichi
Sshhh stfu

Asahi
I- uh okay
I'm just going to pretend I
Didn't see suga's idea..

Sugawara
Good.

Kageyama
OI OI OI WERE NOT DONE YET
YAMAGUCHI WHAT TF EXPLAIN
YOURSELF!!

Yamaguchi
Did yall hear sumn?
No?
OK.

Tsukishima
Yamaguchi I've taught you well.
BUT I AGREE WITH THE KING FOR
ONCE WTHELL DID YOU SAY
EARLIER TO THE SHRIMP!?

Nishinoya
Yall are such horny beings
And I'm afraid I'm one of you
But more sane.
Don't you agree bro?

Tanaka
Bro- yeah yall are thirsty af

Ennoshita
You guys are one to talk

Kinnoshita
Yeah!! Like you have no room
To say that especially if it's you
Two.

Narita
Ye ye yall are the most
thirsty among the club.

Kiyoko
I can vouch for these three's
statement.

Yachi
Yep! Sorry guys!

Tanaka
THE.

Nishinoya
BETRAYAL.

Tanaka
Bro 🥺🤜💥

Nishinoya
Bro.💥🤛🥺

Ennoshita
That's kinda gæ
No homo? ❌
Yes homo.✅‼️

Hinata
Ahaha fuck ya'll please kindly
shut the fuck up before I
destroy shoyo's phone.
He's trying to take a rest.

And don't worry the
problem has already
been taken care of ;)

~xoxo miya twins <3