Donald trump x Jesus (Smut)

Part 1

it was the dawn of a new day, my eyes fluttered as I awoke from my slumber I groaned quietly, I noticed I had morning wood because of the dream that I had last night, it's embarrassing to admit and i knew it was wrong but I had dreamt about Jesus, just thinking about him made me feel butterfly's in my stomach.

I pushed my blankets over and sat up on my Disney princess bed, I nudged my head softly and wished that my dreams could come true but deep down I knew they couldn't, even if Jesus did come back he would never pick me, I'm nobody to Jesus....nobody...

I grabbed my phone on my bed side table and put on my favorite Christian music playlist to listen to throughout the day. I got up and walked downstairs to eat breakfast, as I walked downstairs I saw my wife, Melania Trump, cooking me my favorite breakfast, minion waffles as paw patrol played on my cross shaped tv
"Hey bitch" said melania
I loved the way she talked to me, I loved HER but....she could never be Jesus....never....
"Hello mommy" I say
"Eat your waffles cum slut"
I walked over to my cage as melania dumped my food in my dog bowl
"Eat."
"Yes ma'am"
as melania changed the tv channel she stopped at the news
"Cunt, look"
The news had said a man in Washington DC was preaching gods word saying he was Jesus's second coming, I jumped up quickly to my feet and ran to my backyard where my 87 private jets are, I ran to my favorite one, my Barbie neon pink one, I thought Jesus wouldn't approve of that one so I ran back to my cross shaped jet.

As I flew in the air all I could think about was what would happen if this was the real Jesus, what would he think of me? Would I kiss him? Would I hug him? What would happen?

As I arrived my heart began to beat faster and faster at each second, then...a bursting pain in  my chest began, I fell to the ground clenching my chest, I was having a heart attack....

My jet started to go down, faster and faster with each second and then....black....I had passed out or maybe even died?

Jesus POV:
I stopped the crashing jet with my bare hands, holding it high up into the air, I felt the plane and could feel a familiar presence among (AMONG US OHHHH SUSSY BAKA) it
"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dadd-y-y d-d-d-d-d-Donald?!?!?!?" I said under my breath, I set the jet down lightly and ran inside
"D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DADDY?? I-I-I-I mean...d-d-donald....."
I ran around looking for him and stopped abruptly when I saw him just....laying there....
"n-no....daddy....please...* I crashed to my knees and shook him continuously
"PLEASE DADDY WAKE UP, I LOVE YOU DADDY DONALD PLEASE"
Donald's POV:
As I awoke once again I saw a face I thought I'd never see
"Jesus?"
"d-d-d-daddy"
Jesus pulled me in and our lips met, his soft lips and my crusty, cracked, dusty, moldy lips both touched eat other, it was happening....finally...
Jesus pulled away
"what's wrong kitten?" I said
"n-n-n-n-n-nothing daddy Donald......:I just think......I don't know......maybe........we should..........frick"
I smirked
"good kitten. But what about melania?" I asked with a scared tone
"it's okay don't worry"
Jesus pulled down my pants smirking, revealing my 0.00004 inch crusty, 2000 year old, dusty, moldy, smelly, crunchy, cock
"w-wow daddy I don't know if I can't take it"
"You can babygirl don't worry" I said smirking
Jesus then put me inside him, we both instantly came since we were both virgins
"w-wow" I said
"yeah.." Jesus said smirking
we then both ascended down to hell happily ever after.
The End.