Life of an Oreo (Object Illusion)

On Stage Humor

May 11th-

Welp. I just got Orange and Watermelon to start dating. I'll admit, I'm a little jealous. I've been working twice as hard on my love life and nobody loves me yet, and he works half as hard on it and already has a girlfriend. And I........ sorta broke my promise to myself earlier. I don't want to talk about it....... Also, Police Hat can't talk due to some sort of illness. I don't know. I'm not a doctor, okay!? Oh, wow! Elimination time is going to start! Things could get pretty bad. Oh, well, catch ya later, diary!

Update: I'm safe! In fact, Strawberry got eliminated! So, the challenge this time is to make the best act for Wii U and Iron to judge. I could use an idea at a time like now........... What are you doing!? Help me out here, huh?

Update 2: So, it is my turn. Well, Police Hat's turn, but he dragged me in. "So, what are we doing?" I asked. He held up a sign that read, "We're playing charades." And boy did we play. He began vibrating towards me. "You're having a seizure?" I guessed. He shook his head and continued vibrating. "Um, you're having a baby?" I asked. He shook his head AGAIN and continued vibrating. I began to think. "Hmmmmm, oh! I got it, you are trying to imitate Conditioner acting like an idiot!" I yelled out. I'm telling you, I actually thought that's what he was doing! But he just face palmed. But on the upside, Wii U and Iron thought it was funny, so we scored a 15! But even though we did that, Our team only scored 39 and the other team scored 61, so we lost. But I still think we did a good job, since we score almost half our team's points! Ya know, I could get used to these types of challenges. See ya, diary!