Impossible

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March 18-

I tried to impress Pudding Cup, and......... well........ it didn't end so well. Also, Watermelon offered to be my girlfriend. I only agreed for a better reputation, okay!? Is that wrong!? I didn't care much about my choice since I just want more friends, which is sad because Police Hat is my only friend. You might be thinking, "Oh, but Oreo, Pudding Cup is your friend!" but I'm pretty sure she doesn't see me as a friend, I feel like we are just........... neutral with each other. Also, Police Hat figured out that after this elimination, we get to choose who to eliminate! I would be excited, but remember, I barely have friends. And, that can't remain true because Watermelon and Gumball told me that we must be in an alliance. And I'm pretty sure you can only be in one alliance. I have a feeling that my decision might, just might, hurt my former alliance. But I'm running out of choices. Also, Camera lost. And guess what? She deserved it! She was such a jerk and doesn't acknowledge other people's feelings! Also, I talked to Pudding Cup. If I sounded mean to her, I didn't mean it. I just wanted to make sure that everyone thinks I love her. Cuz' I actually don't. I traveled in her memories a few moments before Orange tried to attack me, so I know her plan. But I've already made my decision. If I break up with her now, someone might suspect that I am not a normal object. Until then, I'll have to wait until I have a reason to break up with her. But I need more than one piece of evidence. Anyways, skipping all the unimportant stuff, Sandwich, Fire Axe, and Lemon won immunity. And I've got one reason to break up with Watermelon: Abuse. Well, wish me luck! ^w^

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