"ɪ'ᴍ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʀꜱᴏɴ."
"oh, okay anyways OH LOOK! I DROPPED MY KEYS TO MY 200 MILLION MANSION"
where in bitches finds their soulmate with only a weird ass tattoo? birthmark? who tf cares, just go find your soulmate.
"why dont u like the...
*RINGG RINGG! Never gonna give you up~ Never gonna let you down~ Never gonna run around an-*
turning off the alarm clock, the female yawned, falling down the bed as they scratched their head.
"damn, i forgot i have boobs, goddamn, atleast i dont have those ugly dicks." they said as they stood up from the floor. "another morning, a new day where i'll get tortured." they mumbled, walking inside the bathroom.
L/n Y/n. a person with female genitals was unlucky born into a world where soulmates were a thing. their whole life, they had to witness people screaming in joy while running to their new found soulmate. sometimes people would push them away which angers them.
"hey y/n."
turning around, they smiled slightly, seeing their most loving friend who just woke up.
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Y/n looked up and down at the female infront of them before asking.
"can i kiss you or something?" they asked as the female infront of them glared. "CALM YOUR BISEXUAL ASS DOWN ITS TOO EARLY!" the pink haired girl threw a slipper at y/n making them yelp in pain as the slipper hit their face.
"you didnt have to hit me." y/n mumbled as the pink haired female crossed her arm. "shut the fuck up and eat already, while i get ready." the pink haired female said, walking away as y/n went to eat breakfast.
Sakura Kaoru, a dear friend of y/n who have been suffering from the past 15-16 years of y/n's consistent yearning for female boobs and kisses. kaoru could be seen always in croptops, if not in a uniform but aside from that, kaoru's forearm could be seen with a flower mark, specifically a sunflower.
"So any clues about ur so called 'soulmate?'" Kaoru asked after her shower, dressed into her uniform as y/n swallowed their food. "nope, and i dont care, they can suck my dick if they like but i aint going to participate in this soulmate crap." y/n mumbled, taking a sip of their water.
"1, you dont have a dick. 2, this aint a project or an assignment where u can participate or not." kaoru said, 2 fingers up as y/n rolled their eyes. ""blah blah, i could care less of these soulmates. why settle for men when u have girls like you?<33" y/n said, smirking as kaoru gave y/n a deadpanned expression.
"your lucky my boyfriends aint here to see you flirting like an idiot." kaoru stated, yeah, kaoru's taken which bummed y/n out, but nonetheless they still have many options. "should we go now?" kaoru asked as y/n nodded, they grabbed their things, leaving the place with kaoru.
just as y/n walked out, they were come across the same shit where people become lovey dovey with their soulmate. some could be seen having weird marks. a pen, headphones, they even saw someone have a banana as a mark.
kaoru laughed at the expression y/n was making.
"stop being bitter you fucking hoe and lets go." kaoru grabbed y/n's hand as she quickly pulled y/n's arm. "would be nice if i could also hold you ass." y/n mumbled as kaoru sighed. "im so done with you. i just hope ur damn soulmate is at school." kaoru prayed to kamisama as y/n continued to read stories in this app so call "wattpad".
