Random Book that's based on PghlFilms (DISCONTINUED)

Bloopers with Natha-- I mean Pghlfilms!

(Disclaimer: This has swearing and the personality I gave Nathan (Pghlfilms) is fanon, ty for reading this warning)

Take 1

I look at my computer to start voice-acting the lines for my newest Piggy RP Film

"God fucking damn it I hate this already"

Take 2

I go on my phone and look at random fanart

"No, I would rather start-- HOLY FUCK KREEKCRAFT X PGHLFILMS EXISTS WHAT THE SHIT--"

Take 3 (yes it actually exists)

"All right this line has to be the best line ever or else my ass is getting cancelled by the piggy stans--"
"wait i should be getting cancelled not my ass--"

Take 4 (i swear if the hashtag #cancelpghlfilmsass on twitter is trending i will genuinely cry--)

"Give that pole to me daddy!"
"...."
"FUCK."

I see my mother entering the room

"Please keep this house family friendly ^^"

"Sorry mom..."

Take 5

"I would honestly fucking choke the shit out of Willow if she existed... wait.."

I grab my phone and search up a song, I put the volume to max and play the mysterious song
My father then walks into my room

"Nathan stop playing 'Choke me like you hate me' when your mother and I are trying to relax.... also are you secretly in the LGBTQ+ community--"

"Dad I support the LGBTQ+ community but I'm not in it"

"Right sorry, anyway stop playing that song please--"

Take 6

"Are you seriously referencing Avengers at this point?.... I'm an FNF god motherfucker--"

Take 7

"Ah yes, I sure love waking up in the morning and see A MILLION FUCKING PEOPLE ASK FOR THE GODDAMN RP FILM--"

Take 8 (this one will be a skit)

Willow pushes me into the type of position where a person is kissing another person while dancing, but she's holding me at gunpoint while doing so. Kinda scared, kinda disgusted. Out of nowhere, the lights flicker.. After a few moments of the flickers, George appears and Willow silently drops the gun, still being in that position with me

"...."

"George it's not what it looks like--"

"PONY! I KNEW IT! I KNEW PGHLFILMS WAS STRAIGHT HAHA!"

"HOLD UP YOU FUCKER--"

Take 9 (I ship Willow x Player but not Willow x Pghlfilms ew--)

"Hey y'all wanna hear a fun fact? 1? 1? 1? 1? 1? 1 I HAVE THE CHANCE TO BE A FUCKING MINOR AND I STILL DO ALL THE WORK!! 1! 1!! 1! HAHAHAHAHAHA--"

Take 10 (Pghlfilms chill--)

"You know what I give up on this blooper shit I'm prolly just going to do this first try instead-- Oooo a pew pew thing!"

(That's enough bloopers for y'all lmao)
(Word count: 445 words)