A/N: UGFDJKVTDFGCF I DIDNT EXPECT THIS BOOK TO GET SO MANY READS?? TYSM I LOVE YOU ALL AHAHAH
I AM SORRY FOR NOT UPDAING THIS BOOK IJN A MONTH??? HELP????????
Kaeya:nhello sexies wake up
lumine: there are minors here
kaeya: oops! sorry! i meant albedo! you all are fugly!
rosaria: i KNOW you aint talkin..
kaeya: shit up
lumine: why is ther always fight s ehre
zhongli: hello, everyone. good morning.
xiao: zhingli pelae stop maoning in the middle of 3 in the fucking morning
zhongli: i'm sorry, would you like to repeat that?
xiao: you heard me
childe: oopsies! thats my fault!
xiao: oh
xiao: oh ok
kaeya: HE WENT FORM MAD TO CALM??? VENTI GET YO MANSZ
xiao: ventis passe dout
scaracooch: fucking drunkard
mona: shut up stupid
scaracooch: no #sillysusan
kazuha: dont be so harsh.
scaracooch: Your english voice sucks
kazuha: oh
Zhongli: Xiao, if you mind telling me. Why is venti passed out?
xiao: take a guess.
Zhongli: Don't answer me in that manner, Is he ok?
xiao: hes fine hes just drunk
xiao: i think
Zhongli: is he breathing?
xiao: hes literally alive hes not dead. hes just passed out
xiao: hes a fucking god
Zhongli: well, i faked my death.
xiao: ok
childe: zhongli u good
scaracooch: gay
childe: shortie
scaracooch: i KNOW you did not just call me a shortie
childe: i did, what about it?
scaracooch: lock your door. close your windows.
childe: lol shortie
scaracooch: i said. lock your door and close your windows.
childe: what r u gonna do shortie.
scaracooch: close your window.
childe: no xd
childe: PON UM YUFCKGINF GOJD HWLP
lumine: he wasnt lying
kazuha: i'll get him.
lumine: thats one rabid dog you have.
kazuha: hes a handful, thanks.
ningguang: i havent checked this gc in a while, what the hell happened?
lumine: hello queen
ningguang: Hi?
beidou: awooga pretty rich lady
ningguang: Hello, Beidou.
beidou: hi omg... awoogas
ningguang: What is "Awooga"?
beidou: oh its a way of expressing how much you fins that person attravtice
beidou: right,...
ningguang: Oh, thank you. You are very pretty yourself
beidou: DId you just clal em pretty.. awowoga
lumine: gays
jean: Sorry for the sudden topic change, but i cant find Klee. she broke out of solitary confinement. Again.
albedo: did she really
kaeya: ALEBDO!!! my ebv;oeidjhgvfgh
albedo: i love you too.
albedo: maybe shes just fish blasting again.
jean: Youre right, I'll go check the lake before she makes any more destruction
jean: Thank you, Albedo.
albedo: of course
kaeya; albaedo wherr ar eou
albedo: dragonspine, experiments. please dont disturb me
kaeya: oak
diona: i will burn down the wine industry.
diluc: oh
YOU ARE READING
stupid genshin chatfic
Fanfictionidk why i made this i was REALLY bored and just expect a bit of kaebedo and xiaoven bc theyre m y comfort ship s soshjwrgdszbxfjyegtdsbfx yguvekfshj uh cursing yes betreghdstyvi8ru dont ask about the cover im too lazy crying
