a/n: chapter 5. hot middle aged ginger who is heterosexual and fruity pisses his pants on a rollercoaster.
scaramouche: bro kazuha get yo ass in inazuma
kazuha: do u want me dead
scaramouche: im tired of this long distance relationship bro
kazuha: mf im WANTED in inazuma do u want baal to electrocute me or sum
scaramouche: no but come
kazuha: istg.
venti: young love!
scaramouche: i hope u burst into flames
venti: how adorable!
childe: LMFAOO
scaramouche: u too
childe: im still at the hospital fuck u 🤥
scaramouche: and whos fault is that
childe: urs 🤗
zhongli: Hello Childe, How are you doing?
childe: in pain
zhongli: Please call me if you need help.
childe: oka
scaramouche: gay mfs
fischl: ik u aint talkin rn 🤔
scaramouche: what happened to ur roleplaying
fischl: idk 🤭
kaeya: yo childe u wanna go to an amusement park later?
childe: im at the hospital bc this short mf beat me up
kaeya: ur loss 🤭
childe: ihy
kaeya: albedo u wanna go
albedo: ok
kaeya: YOO LESS GOOO
albedo: can i bring sucrose?
kaeya: what am i gonna b? the third wheeler?
albedo: ig
kaeya: no u cannot bring sucrose
albedo: im bringing her anyways
kaeya: but it was just meant for us 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
albedo: be grateful you'll make another friend
fischl: LMFAOO 🥶🥶🥶
mona: damn bro that probably hurt
kaeya: shut up at least i aint poor
mona: stfu.
scaramouche: he aint speakin nuthin but facts
mona: ihy bro
diona: i will literally burn down dawn winery
kaeya: gl sweetie
diona: do you want a broken ankle
kaeya: no thank u
diona: thats what i thought
hu tao: hey guys!
yanfei: doin some cool ass lawyr shit rn
hu tao: is somebody dying?
childe: i am pleas ehlep ne
hu tao: Great! Would you like a 25% off coupon for your casket?
childe: what
hu tao: do you.
childe: no
hu tao: your loss!
qiqi: i hope you burn yourself while fighting
hu tao: i would like to bury you, qiqi!
qiqi: you'll never get the chance to you monster
baizhu: qiqi, we talked about this
qiqi: sorry
hu tao: i'll get you one day zombie.
a/n;; bro i hav to update more but school just started lmaoo
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stupid genshin chatfic
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