Off topic but commercials are gettin weirder by the generation-

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Joey: *He starts moving faster until the door opens* 0_0

Chip: *She runs over* Papa! Mr. Henry! Look at the dress Ms. Lucian made me! *She twirls around in her dress. The dress obviously had an over suit because Chip likes androgyny.* ^w^ Crisp got one too! Crisp c'mere!

Crisp: *He runs over, falling a few times but still running over in his pretty princess dress*

Joey: *He chuckles a bit at their enthusiasm...and the fact they just walked in on them fucking-*

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Angel Dust: *The all follow, Angel Dust biting his fur a few times*

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Octavia: Eh...depends on the living world's definition of King.

Blitzo: There's cents all round here she could've went through.

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Christian: =w= Joellll it's not that serious.

Adalia: Yeah. Murdering of children happens a lot in the family. We have so much daily that the just make more kids to hide up their sorrow usually. I can't wait to have children ^w^

Christian: ...you heard her Liam. Hope to it UwU

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Richie: Pft~ I love you too UwU

Mike: Damion you good? You've been awfully quiet.

Damion: *He looks up* Eh? Oh no I'm good! My siblings haven't contacted me in a while so I'm kinda worried...

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Willen: *He rubs her back, and kisses her forehead*

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Alice: Ooh yes! I haven't been able to get Satin but I do have Linen soooo *She adds the Linen* It's looking so prettyyyy!

Natsuki: ! *She crosses her arms embarrassingly blushing* W-well maybe she did...! But she's really pretty too!

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Kape: *He starts pounding her roughly*

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