Boots The Bathroom Buddy

Bathroom Buddy Part 1

Thursday June 17 2009

"WAKE UP! ITS 3:36 PM!" Saras mom yelled.

"IM COMING MOM!"

"YOUR GONNA BE LATE FOR PIANO PRACTICE!"

Sara jumped out of bed and ran straight to the bathroom.
"Where is it?" Sara said.
"Here it is! But whys it in there?"

Sara was looking for her necklace and she found it in the toilet covered in her cats piss.
"Ewwwwww" said Saras little brother jimmy.

To say Sara was devastated was an understatement. She had just found her most prized possession mixed in with some old necklace! She would've broke down right there but Jimmy had snatched the necklace out licking up all the excess piss that was lingering to it.

He then spit all the piss out into the 14 karat gold plated diamond rimmed container, " its all back in dont worry Sara.."

"I-I know.. But the thought off b-boots piss being infected with some disgusting necklace hurts." Boots was Sara's deceased cat who passed 69 days ago.  Jimmy had just given Sara a half-assed smile before sprinting out of the room, "C'mon!"

Sara realized she was late and immediately shoved the container in her bra and made her way out to the porta-potty in her living room when suddenly her best friend adonis called her. "is everything ok?" Sara asked because adonis didn't like calling people unless it was super important. "no.. i.. i think boots it alive....."

"WHAT.. N..NO! I.. IT CANT BE! HES BEEN DEAD FOR 69 DAYS! I.. I SAW HIM CHOKE ON JIMMYS POOP!"
"w..well my dad said he saw boots scratching in his trash can last night and when he looked at him boots's eyes started glowing like headlights!"
"im coming to ur house to fingerprint ur trash can.. if boots is still out there i need to know.."
Sara went over to adonis's house with all of her fingerprinting equipment and before even saying hello to adonis she got to work on that trash can.
"o..omg.. h.. hes alive... HES ALIVE! MY BOOTS!"

Sara had found boots caca, how did she know? One time she accidentally mistook it for chocolate. (it was better than chocolate thats how she found out it was boots poop) But, it was fresh...

he probably hasn't made it far

Sara does an evil laugh before shoving Adonis's face into the forbidding nutella and running off, trash bag in hand. She had sniffed the trash bag with boots poop and almost instantly picked up on his trail. Just as she was getting closer and closer her mom came by and shoved her into the backseat

"HHELP IM BEING KIDNAPPED SOMEONE GET ME OUT" Sara yelled at the top of her lungs earning a smack in the face from her mother. "Dont shout. You're already late for piano young lady! You have to practice for 13 hours because of this."

This stupid lady Sara thought.

Knowing her mom wouldn't budge Sara gave up and accepted defeat. Or so she thought..

She had left the trash bag.

As Sara starts playing piano, her fingers slip causing the sound of the piano to sound just like boots's meow "006900" the boots piano says.
"BOOTS! MY CAT! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? ARE U OK? WHERE ARE U? WHATS HAPPENING?

"SHUT UP AND PLAY THAT PIANO! ITS GETTING LATE AND MY WIFE  IS GONNA RAIL ME WHEN I GET HOME!" Mrs Annika says.
Sara hated Mrs Annika, as she always carried a sour like funky scent.

"S.. Sorry Mrs Annika.. its just.. my uhm.. my cat recently died of death 69 days ago and s.. sometimes i.. i uhm i can still hear his voice..."
"Sara.. look at me.. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?.."
Mrs Annika then goes back to her desk and starts eating a nasty tuna salad.
"u dumb whore" Sara whispers under her breath.
at 6:30pm Sara leaves piano and gets in her mothers car. "So how was piano?" Saras mother asks.
"I..It was fine i guess.."
Saras mom turns up kids bop.