"Oh zhongli!~" you moan "almost there baby" he groans in his 'sexy' pop pop voice. " stand up" he sternly said, pausing his movements and sitting up. You stand up whining in dire need for that sweet intoxicating release. He slowly walks back over to you, slightly leaning forward to make sure he doesn't pull a muscle. Before he could get to you he slips on a pair of pants that laid on the floor, sending him tumbling towards the floor with a thump. "Oh- oh my back! Get my life alert-" he said groaning in pain.