Hi guys hope you enjoy here's the first chappie ;)
Reasons why you shouldn't live with a vampire.......
Embarrassment.....
1. Did you ever consider that they can hear every little sound you make??
2.they can here you peeing that would be would be embarrassing
3.they can probably hear all your phone conversations...
4. They can hear you sing in the shower....
5.when you trip they'll probably hear it when you face plant
6. he can hear you when your sleeping he can hear you when your awake he knows when you've been Bad or Good.....(to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)
6. They can hear all your music.
RISKS
7. They are stronger than you
8. Don't forget there is a 70% chance of them sucking your blood..
9.hopefully it's a nice vampie ...
10.you can't slap supernatural creatures without breaking your hand. (Ask Bella swan she knows)
11.they problay watch you sleeping..(again with Bella swan)
12.they are very quiet
13.they get jealous easily
14.they will never tan. ._.
15. How are you supposed to go to Hawaii with a sparkly boyfriend??
Benefits.
16.you can legibly wear the 'my boyfriend sparkles shirt
17. Chances are he's slightly attractive(oh who are we fooling we all want a hot vampire to sweep us off our feet ;)
18. And Remeber ladies he's RICH( no Hawaii Remeber??:(
19. You'll be safe..(well..Bella's an exception)
20. Omg HE'S FREAKEN SPARKLY!!
So there you guys go....
