:) ( ik this has been done a lot but im bored and find it funny still- )
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Gov: What do you have?
Flo: A knife! :D
Gov: N O
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Tenn: Why are you smiling?
Tex: What? I can't be happy?
Ala: He pushed Oklahoma down the stairs.
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Flo: I wanna give you some advice.
Gov: ...ok?
Flo: If a door say "push" you pull, it's not directions it's a challenge.
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Cali: Hey can I have a sip of that water?
Loui: It's not water.
Cali: Oh vodka That's cool too.
Loui: Vinegar.
Cali: What?
Loui: This is vinegar pussy.
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Utah: Oh fiddlesticks, that really ruffled my feathers!
All of the northeast: PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK!
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Cali: I need help dealing with a...problem, any suggestions?
Oreg: Knife.
Cali : ...
Cali: Any other suggestions?
Wash: Bigger knife.
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Gov: (Pick's up the phone) What do you want Florida I'm busy?
Flo: Do you think drinking 36 can's of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die?
Gov: ...
Gov: I'm on my way.
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Gov: Did you guy's buy the egg's like I asked?
Flo: Something even better!
Gov: what did you do...?
Tex: (Holds up a chicken) This is Kyle.
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Tex: Crushes are the worst.
Cali: Yeah, whenever I'm near mine I start acting stupid.
Tex: Pffft you're always actin stupid.
Cali: Yeahhhh don't think to hard about that.
Tex: ...
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Flo: Okay we got to get threw this locked door. Gov, quick, give me your credit card!
Gov: here.
Flo: (pockets it) Cool, Tex kick the door open!
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( This was fun lol, I hope I did ok! :D )
