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( Because I'm me each of this series will have 10 quotes sorry- ) 
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New mex: I have a bad feeling about this.

Ari: What do you mean?

New mex: Do you ever have that little voice in your head thats tells you if somethings gonna get you in trouble?

Ari:  No?

New mex: That explains so much.

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Flo: I love the term "partners".

Flo: Are we dating?

Flo: Are we robbing a bank?

Flo: Do we run a legal firm?

Flo: Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victums unit?

Flo: Who knows...

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Gov: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Loui: We lost florida.

Gov: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

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Flo writing fan fics: Just a few seeds of angst there.

Flo: Wait...

Flo: Shit no stop growing THATS TO MUCH ANGST !!!

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Cali: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Gov: Hey Florida how tall are you?

Flo: I don't know, like, much tall. 

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Ny: I'm a bad bitch! 

Mass: Yeah, bad at everything.

Conn: And also a bitch.

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Okla: (Tapping fingers on table)

Tex: (Taps fingers back furiously)

Gov: Whats going on?

Flo: Morse code, they're talking.

Okla: ... --.- ..- .- .-. . / .... . .- -..

Tex slamming his hands on the table: YOU TAKE THAT BACK !

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Loui: Truth or dare?

Flo: Truth.

Loui: I dare you to kiss me right now.

Flo: Alright if you insist.

Ny flipping a table: But he didn't even pick dare???

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Flo: Why can't T-rexes clap their hands?

Tex: Because their arms are too shor-

Cali: Because their dead.

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Flo on the phone:  Hey Gov, do you have $2,500?

Gov: What do you need that much money for?

Flo: An escape room.

Gov: What escape room costs that much?

Flo: Jail. 

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These are so fun to do.

 I had to look up morse code to do that one,square head.

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