This chapter has a trigger warning
kidnap, mananagal and poop mentions
Sunday 1 week before graduation
Y/N wakes up and gets dressed for the funeral of your past principal, Harry Rogue
Whale texts you that he will drive you to the funeral with his motorcycle
You take a MASSIVE DUMP
Y/N heard a rock being thrown to your window
Y/N quickly checks without cleaning their mess in the bathroom
It was whale with a adonis themed tuxedo waving at your window
Y/N goes down and opens the door
Whale smells like the Green m&m's bath water from her only fans
Y/N gets behind whale in his motorcycle
Whale drives off to the distance
You guys finally arrive at the cemetery for Harry Rogue's funeral. Everyone of your batchmates are there but no sign of Eren yet
Everyone pays their respects to Harry Rogue, as his coffin gets lowered YOUR MUSIC TEACHER, CHEY WHO WAS MADLY INLOVE WITH HARRY ROGUE DIDNT ACCEPT HIS DEATH SO SHE BRINGS HIM BACK FROM THE DEAD
HARRY ROGUE COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD BUT NOW HE IS HALF SHARK
AS CHEY CONFESSES HER LOVE FOR HIM HARRY STOPS HER AND HE SAYS
HARRY ROGUE:Im sorry but im inlove with the school vice principal,Duterte
Duterte was shocked, he quickly crawls to Harry Shark and kisses him
CHEY IS SUPER DEVESTATED SO SHE EATS A VOILIN AND LAMP THEN BECOMES A MANANANGAL THEN FLIES AWAY
Everyone watches her fly away to the distance
Harry Shark decides to make it a wedding inside of a funeral
So Harry and Duterte get happily married WOOHOOOOOO
An hour before dawn
The wedding ends
Eren arrives and continues the plan of him and Y/N,
EREN LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC AS HE CONTINUES TO SHOUT TATAKAE TATAKAE TATAKAE then kisses Y/N
Jean is furious af so you and her have a girl fight, the slapping continues till the mananangal chey comes back and turns eren into a bird KAKA KAKA
Whale is shocked but as he was about to make Eren into fried chicken his tummy started rumbling BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO SH1T SO HE QUICKLY GOES TO THE NEAREST BATHROOM
Y/N and jean now hate each other. Y/N knows whale takes forever to take a dump so you decide to walk your way home
Y/N starts to walk home. It gets too dark in the road but Y/N hears something coming after them
ITS WHALE WITH HIS MOTORCYCLE AS HE SAYS
Whale:Its too dangerous to walk alone at night especially since you are a girl come on hop on
Y/N gets on the motorcycle and you guys head to the distance
Whale suddenly wants to take a dump so he stops at the nearest gas station and he needs gas for his motorcycle. Y/N needs to take a shit too so Y/N goes to the girls restroom, after you took a dump you washed your hands and you look at the mirror and behind you it was Jolyne Kujo
ITS ANOTHER JOJO REFERENCE as she kidnaps you and brings you somewhere
WHY DID SHE KIDNAP YOU?????ANOTHER JOJO REFERENCE WHY????????? CHUPAPI MUNYANYO?????? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
