Firecrackers or gunshots

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Person 1: the true American experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots.

Person 2: PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

Person 3: bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still can't tell

A/N that's America for ya.

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