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Signs

Person: Signs on their period:

Aries: i sWEAR TO GOD I WILL F**KING KILL ALL OF YOU

Taurus: honestly f**k off

Gemini: what the hell's the matter with you?!?!?!?

Cancer: I hate everyone why does everyone hate me though

Leo: r u f**king kidding me..

Virgo: *resting bitchface eye roll*

Libra: what the f**k? Don't you know a lady's on her period? Treat me well.

Scorpio: I'm gonna cry I'm not gonna cry I cried I hate myself

Sagittarius: *keeps feelings in and isolates self*

Capricorn: headaches. you gIVe mE HEADACHES

Aquarius: I'm the happiest person alive rn

Pisces: lol wanna f**k actually nvm GO AWAY

A/N I'm a cancer and I can confirm that this is accurate