BOTTOM WILBURSOOT ONESHOTS

TECHBUR - 𝔻𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕡𝕤𝕪𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕙

Hahaha okay so Technoblade has schizophrenia and diagnosed antisocial personality disorder, but not like a stereotypical movie person who's 'crazy' and murders dozens of people. (Not to say he hasn't committed murder in this story :)

Wilbur is aware of his mental illnesses and doesn't care about them.

*****Fluff; Suggestive themes ig?**

3rd Person's POV:

Technoblade looked at Wilbur who was sitting on the opposite side of the couch and smiled as his heart started to speed up, he loved him so much.

He was just so adorable, he could kill him so easily but he trusted him, it was foolish but he did. And what did he view him back as? A pet? A partner? Something in between.

Grab his thigh and fuck him so hard he won't be able to move for—
"Shut up, he's tired." Techno mumbled quietly.

It did, and Techno slowly crept over to Wilbur and hugged him.

He started to squeeze him tighter and Wilbur gagged,

"Too hard, too hard Techno...!"

He loosened his grip,

"Sorry I just got...excited."

"I know you did."

"I love you." He mumbled, burying his face into Wilburs shirt.

Wilbur hugged his head, and Technos arms wrapped around his waist,

"You know I won't hurt you right? I love you Wilbur, I love you so much." He said to him.

"I know pigling."

"Shut up bunny."

Wilbur blushed, and glared at him. Techno looked up and his Ruby red eyes taunted him as he stared him down,

"Aw~ did I hit a sensitive spot? You loved the nickname the last time we—"

Wilbur covered his mouth with his hands, and Techno gently bit down on his middle finger, starting to gnaw his teeth onto his skin.

It felt good to chew on something, and so he continued.

"Go get your sensory chew." Wilbur sighed.

"But I like this better, it's you. I like you." 

"Yeah well I'm also not a chew toy." 

Techno got an evil grin on his face, 

"Yeah but your another type of toy—" He got hit over the head with a pillow by the blushing Brit. 

"SHUT UP!!! That's not fair!" He sputtered. 

Techno shook the pillow off and eyed down Wilbur, sizing up the exact moment and place to strike. 

"Wilby you know I'm only—," And he tackled and pinned Wilbur to the couch, "Joking." 

He put up a weak fight for freedom, but Techno held him down easily. 

"Your so..." 

"Annoying? Frustrating? Tell me Wilbur I can take it." 

He glared at him, 

"I was going to say deceitful but that works too." 

"Mmm, big vocabulary but yesterday you kept on saying the same thing. Well not really saying it, but damn, it was loud and w—" 

"TECHNO!!" He yelled, grabbing onto his hair. 

Time skip because dudududu :D

Wilbur woke up to a thunderstorm, it was pitch black in there room, and he couldn't see where Techno was. His arm patted the mattress until it reached a hard lump, he hit it twice and a groan sounded out. 

"There's a thunderstorm." 

"Oh." 

He shifted in the sheets and under the blanket nervously, he was scared by very few things, sadly thunderstorms were one of them. He wasn't going to let it show obviously, so when he saw lightning flash outside he just went deeper under the covers. Wilbur wasn't scared in the slightest, thunderstorms and rain actually were calming for him, but when he saw how tense Techno was he put two and two together. 

"Are you scared?" 

"No." 

"You can hug me if you need, in case you actually are hypothetically scared in some circumstantial scenario. But you definitely aren't scared, so whatever," He said tauntingly.

He waited a few seconds and went back under the covers and got comfortable, then he heard shuffling and Techno hugged him, his face buried in Wilbur chest again. He smiled and hugged him back, pulling the blanket up to cover him up as he planted a small kiss to the top of his head. 

"It's okay Techno, I'm here. I'll protect you from it." 

It was weird hearing Wilbur say that to him, normally it was the other way around, but it was comforting to hear. He raised his head slightly so Wilbur could hear him, 

"...thanks."

"Don't worry about it, I won't let you go."

"And I won't either," Another crash of thunder sounded out and he cringed, "seriously I'm not letting you go until the storms over." 

"I know. But go to bed, I'm tired..." 

"Ok I'll try." 

I haven't done fluff in a while so yay :)

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