Random jjba fanfics

Dio annoying jonathan

Jonathan woke up then went to the bathroom to shit the kfc he had last night but on his way to the bathroom he saw dio jojo posing inn front of the bathroom's door 

Jonathan : Dio , bich , wtf are you doing infront of the bathroom i'm tryna take a shit .

Dio : Nah jojo i'm gonna take everything from you , including your bathroom .

Jonathan : Yeah that's cool and all can i take a shit now ?

Dio wrryd out of the room then jonathan took the biggest shit

idk what to write lol i need to take a shit