Miraculous, you choose how it goes

Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!

A/N: poor Adrien...😂

Mari POV:
Then Chloe emerges out of nowhere.
"Ew! Lila and Adrien? What would you even call that? Liedrien? Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous! "
"Thank you!" I sighed, not everything was crazy, "how long were you there?"
"That's not the point. The point is that you losers don't deserve him, he's mine. He deserves me, I'm Queen Bee and you are all little nothings so get lost!"
Oh... Chloe. You're asking for it... 😠
She then turns to Cat Noir and gets her kissy face on, "isn't that right Adrikins?"

"Uh... no. Chloe, you never even liked Cat Noir. And I don't feel that way about you."
"Awww, I love a shy boy. You're too scared to admit your true feelings for me. How cute," she then pecks him on the lips. When she separates you can see her lip gloss on Adrien's lips. I feel like barfing. Now I need to sanitise Adrien's lips too.

"Now back to you peasants!" she turns to us, hands on hips, "I am the one for Adrien. I've known him the longest, he knows me the best, we're both blonde, we're both superheroes and we were both made for eachother. All Dupen-Cheng does is say stuff like viyfgduterye. And that one wears tacky clothes. You guys clearly don't deserve Adrien!" with that she flicks her hair.

"Ooooooh. You want to get it on sister?" I get in a fighting stance.
"Do I ever?" She looks at me with entertainment in her eyes.
"Guys I'd love to join you but my leg still hurts from when Marinette pushed me down the stairs."
"Shut up Lila!" I yell. I'm going to tear these girls apart if it's the last thing I do.
"Why are you bullying me Marinette?"
"I'm not you- you *beeping noise*!"

"Omg!" Alya covered her mouth, "I didn't know Marinette was capable of that."
"Me neither," Cat Noir stood next to her. This was not going to end well.

"What did you just call me?!"
"*beeping noise*!"
"Don't call me that!"
"Why not *beep*! You are one!"
"Dupan-Cheng is right for once."
"Chloe? You too? Wow I bet you think you're sooo cool," Lila rolls her eyes.
"Yeah, I kinda do," Chloe burned Lila.
"Well you're not that cool Chloe!" I piped up.
"Wha- oh you 2 bring it on!"

The rest of what happened is a blur. All I remember is a lot of screaming, yelling, insults, punching, kicking, biting and clawing. And it isn't gonna end anytime soon.

What happens next? They all get akumatised? Kagami? Cat Noir leaves and stays single for the rest of his life? Luka comes and they all start fangirling over him? Anything?

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