The Sad And Totally True Telling of Vidcund Curious's Distraught Life

The Beginning of a Tale of Curiosity

All good stories should start with two words. I mean names. Wait, but it's technically just one name, but two parts... Hm. I wonder how that would be worded than. Ok, nvm that.

Any great story starts with the 10 letters J I M P I C K E N S. As you could probably already tell, that means this isn't gonna be great, not even good. Not even equivalent to a lukewarm bowl of soup. Ew. Who even likes soup in the first place. Disgusting.

Well, this story starts with a young, slightly more-than-he-should be tanned CallMeKevin The YouTuber. Yes, that's his name. YES, even the The YouTuber part. No, HE FIDN'T fix his mistake. If you know, you know.

This particular CallMeKevin probably shouldn't have ever escaped, I mean moved out of the Pickens Cul- I mean household, because he wasn't the luckiest person. There was that time with the bucket on a ladder, that time that Jim, Our Dear Leader, may He live Forever and Prosper among many Generations, told him to take out the garbage, and as CallMeKevin did, a giant meteor came out of the sky and destroyed only CallMeKevin's bedroom which happened to be in the basement so how the hell does that even work, like it morphed through the rest of the house, like did it have grudge against him or what, I'm do confused, like... Sorry. Ramblings.

Young Mr. The YouTuber was a one track mind kind of guy, he only had about a thousand after buying an unfurnished house, because he just saw and thought, cheap = good, then blew the thousand in a few minutes buying a snowman speaker, a dirty old fridge off of Turg I'm guessing, and a telescope. Why a telescope, you ask? Well to spy on the neighbours, of course!!

After a few days of work as a clown, he decided to try out the telescope. Wiggle this knob, turn it an indescribably small measurement to the right, get a piece of dust in your eye from the crusty lens, and then a nice smack in the back of the head by some random guy in John Lennon shades and an angry face.

"Hello Friend! I'm CallMeKevin The YouTuber, but you can call me Kevin, nice to meet you. I'm new on town. What's your name?"

"Vidcund Curious, and if you don't quit spying on my house I'll leave you less curious. Now get that damn telescope out of the direction of my house!!" Replied the man in a grungy voice. " And also quit playing that Christmas music!! Its freaking summer!!!!"

The curious man named Vidcund Stomped off, leaving Kevin confused.