Star Wars reacts to Earth (Hiatus)

History of the Entire World, I Guess

Vima looks at the Council before he starts the video. "Before we begin I have two guests joining us today."

"Who would be joining us?" Padme asks.

"Senators Bail Organa and Riyo Chuchi." He says with a smile.

"Oh I think that will be perfect." The Senator of Naboo says with a smile. "They are two of the most compassionate senators I know and I'm sure they'll enjoy it."

The doors to the Council Chambers open and the two senators walk in. An older man and a younger blue woman walk in, Senator Bail Organa of Alderaan and Senator Riyo Chuchi of Pantora.

"Senators." Mace Windu says. "A pleasure to see you."

"A pleasure to see you as well Master Jedi." Bail says as he and Riyo look at Padme and smile. "I see Senator Amidala is here as well."

"I've actually been here for a while." Padme says.

"We both received invitations to come to the Jedi Temple and see something that would catch our interest." Riyo says. "But we haven't been informed of what."

"You are here to see the planet known as Earth." Vima says making his presence known to the senators, shocking them both.

"And who might you be?" Riyo asks.

"I am Vima, an artificial intelligence from the planet Earth." He says taking a bow. "At your service."

"I can't say I've heard of such a planet." Bail says.

"That is because it's not in our Galaxy." Anakin says getting looks of shock from the senators.

"Not in our Galaxy? But how is that possible?" He asks.

"An explanation for another time." Vima says. "For now you're getting a crash course of the history of my world. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the viewing."

As Vima begins to play the video, Bail and Riyo go to Anakin, Ahsoka, and Padme, the latter handing them a couple cherries. "What's this?" Senator Chuchi asks.

"A fruit from Earth, it's called a Cherry." Padme says with a smile. Both eat the cherries and their eyes widen from the sweetness of it as Chuchi smiles and puts her hand on her cheek with her eyes closed.

"It's delicious." She says.

The camera opens on text that says, "Hi." As the NARRATOR continues to speak, we're shown a globe from Google Earth.

NARRATOR: Hi, you're on a rock floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it's water. Fuck it, actually, most of it's water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat.

A plane is shown flying from South America to Africa. The plane fades off the screen, and a lone, sad stick figure is shown standing on Africa.

NARRATOR: It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you.

The camera pans left across the globe to show more sad stick figures also standing on South America, North America, and Europe.

CHORUS: How did this happen?

"So I can already tell this will be different." Obi-Wan states before looking at Vima. "Is this completely accurate?"

Vima nods slightly. "Most of what happens in the beginning is really just a theory, but it makes the most sense." He states getting a nod from him.

NARRATOR: A long time ago- Actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets.