Star Wars reacts to Earth (Hiatus)

Honey Badgers

Honey badgers are the most disrespectful force in nature and that's putting them over orcas. Because at least when an orca shot puts a seal you can argue it's just testing a new hunting strategy. But honey badgers will look for negativity in situations where they have nothing to gain. Why would a honey badger test an oryx 10 times its size, get launched, only to immediately do it again? Cause honey badgers come into the world deciding they don't want peace they want problems.

After those words were stated, everyone in the room did one thing and one thing only.

They all turned their heads and stared directly at Anakin, everyone having a knowing smirk on their face.

Anakin meanwhile had bullets of sweat dripping down his face as he avoided making eye contact with everyone and just stared at the screen. After 10 seconds of pure silence eventually, he broke. "Alright you can stop staring at me!" He yelled causing the room to erupt in laughter.

"What's the matter Skyguy? Afraid of being called out?" Ahsoka teased.

"I think it's the fact that he's being compared to a small animal." Rex smiled getting a nod from Padme.

"And that's only the beginning." Vima grinned. "Looks like the Roast of Anakin Skywalker came early!"

They don't want compromise, they seek conflict. If orcas are homicidal Sea Oreos, then honey badgers are double stuffed with audacity. If I ever make a list of the top 5 animals with black air force energy, honey badgers would be a first valid choice.

But like any kid that acts out in school, to really understand just what makes a honey badger such a one man hate campaign, you gotta look at its family. When you talk about mammalian carnivores you can really simplify it into two classes, Team Cat and Team Dog.

Some of the girls, Padme and Ahsoka, cooed when they saw the images of the cat and dog shown on the screen. "I want one." They said in unison.

Team Cat would be Feliform which translates to cat-like carnivores which would obviously include wild cats, but also cats that aren't really cats like hyenas, mongooses like the meerkat, and a bunch of other animals you've probably never heard of.

"He's right, I've never heard of any of those animals." Obi-Wan joked getting some chuckles.

"But it really is interesting seeing so much diverse life already." Aayla smiled. "When you think about it, a lot of worlds only really have a select few animals because not many have more than two biomes."

On the other side is Caniformia which are the dog-like carnivores. This includes dogs, wild unhinged dogs, dogs on steroids, smaller but more street-smart dogs, and a special group of water dogs that decided they had enough of the nonsense and disrespect of the dirt world and were going to take their chances out in the ocean, results...have been varied.

"I can see what he means." Plo Koon stated. "Nature is a cruel and unusual place."

"Like the barracks of the 501st." Ahsoka joked.

"Hey." Rex stated getting a look from the Togruta before sighing. "You're not wrong." He conceded.

But you also have another family known as the mustilladae squad and they were kind of in a weird spot. They weren't the biggest, definitely weren't the fastest, not the smartest, and for the most part they're solitary meaning they rarely have a numbers advantage, so their only real option was to overcompensate the way anyone that overmatched would, with violence and borderline Crackhead courage.