Enchanted by the Mafia Boss

Part 17: Hey Siri, what should I do?

Sorry I left you guys there like that. I mean it wasn't necessarily a proper cliff hanger, but still I do feel slightly not so sorry hehe. 

I have an IUD and even though the chances are extremely low I always wondered what would happen if you were that unlucky. I mean sure children can be a blessing whatever, but if you got an IUD with the thought of being safe for a couple of years, I have to call it being unlucky. How are you all protecting yourselves? Oh and obviously still use a condom unless you are both tested. 

Anywaysss have fun and enjoy the Ride

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I was pregnant. I was fucking pregnant. No matter how often I repeated those words it didn't seem to make any more sense. How the fuck did I hit the less than 1% chance of falling pregnant with a fucking IUD. 

I refuse to believe that there isn't someone up there watching me, currently laughing his ass off, because I got myself pregnant from a fucking Russian Mafia Boss, who was currently god knows where. How fitting. 

What the fuck was I gonna do?! The doctor had sent me home and said something about taking time to think about the options. 

But what the fuck were my options? I was a nursing student with no family support for Christ sake. How was I gonna afford raising a child as a single mum?! What was I gonna say if the child ever asked who their dad was? Would I just say oh yeah well he is a Russian Mafia Boss probably currently kidnapping another woman, who is stupid enough to fall for him. 

There was only solution right now. I had to call Kimberley and ask her to get piss drunk with me, so that we can talk about my problems. Expect fuck I couldn't even get drunk because there was a demon child growing inside me. Fuck, fuck, fuck. How could this happen?! 

I reached for my phone. 

"Kimberley I need you." 

"I'll be there in 10." I heard her mumbling where is my shovel, before she quit the call. 

I anxiously sat on my couch, hands fumbling over some loose thread. I needed to escape my head, it was way too loud in there. Don't forget to breathe Scarlet and goddamn get your shit together, freaking drama queen. 

I heard keys rattling in the door, she wasn't kidding it actually only took her ten minutes, did she fly here? Maybe, I didn't even want to know. 

She came in a huge bag pack on her shoulders. 

"What the fuck!? Are we going camping?" 

"Eh no!?" She stepped into the living room placing the bag pack on the floor and starting to pull out some things. 

"This is a mini shovel, which you can actually clap in and out, very useful if you only have little space in your murder kit. This is a pill mix to kill someone more subtly, very easy to slip into someones drink. This is a Knife if you really need to let out your emotions on the person you are murdering. The rest is just material to cover it up. Oh and Vodka of course, the expensive one for emergencies." 

I swallowed, shaking my head. 

"Okay first of all why did you not tell me that you had a murder kit pre prepared I would have helped to get everything and split the cost dumb ass. Second we are not going to kill anyone tonight, I am sorry, I wouldn't even know where to find Dimitri, unless you wanna kill someone else, then I am on board obviously I am gonna be imprisoned eventually anyways. Third I cant drink the Vodka." 

"You can PayPal me later. I got Damiano to kill, but I'd rather do that by myself no offense. No I am the one to be imprisoned you are just put into a psychiatric ward for life. Why can you not drink, please tell me its not what I think it is." 

I took a deep sigh, maybe if I sighed a little bit deeper and longer my brain would just go poof and finally shut up. "Yes it is, it is what you think it is." 

"Oh shit, well sucks to be you, but think of this I am going to be the cool aunt. I have prepared my life for this. But I need to get some more money, I want to be the rich cool aunt. Shit, I spent my salary on Energy Drinks and Tattoos this month. Can you be pregnant just a little bit longer than usual? Talk to some elephants maybe they can help you. Just so I have the time to get a sugar daddy, or rob a bank." 

"I hate you." 

"Bitch you love me and you know I'll be there no matter what you decide." 

"I know. Shit Kimmy what I am going to decide?" 

"Don't ask me I literally just told you I spent all my money on energy drinks and tattoos this month, do you seriously believe I would ever be capable of making a decision like that." 

"Right, Pardon me I forgot who you are for a sec. I mean this urgh child managed to get into me against all odds. It must be the chosen one or something haha. I could write a YA Fantasy about it and that way make money off off it. Maybe this isn't that stupid of an idea. If it wanted to exist that desperately who am I to deny it, right? We can make it work, right?" 

"Bitch I would murder for you, we can raise a child. Oh wait no actually the murder part is a hella lot easier, but I am sure there are some YouTube Tutorials out there. Like how not to break your child. Or how not to cause permanent trauma. Or how can I make money off my child. Or my child is lagging, how do I update it? This is going to be a breeze." 

"This child is gonna be fucked up." 

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Well she is gonna keep it, pretty brave if you ask me. But I am also kinda scared for its well being lmao. Thank God this is just a Wattpad Story and could never happen in real life, right Kimberley? 

Anywaysss hope you enjoyed the Part and stay tuned for the next one.