Friday Night Stalkin'

Waking Up To The Sibling Song

Note: Credit To Sk_Jokling (If that's blacked out it says SK_Jokling) for being a beautiful bastard and helping my sorry ass with writing the dialogue, if you haven't already tapped or clicked his name, I suggest you do! The lad is a good artist and writer compared to my lazy shit. If you don't, I will stomp your kneecaps backwards.

2nd Note: This could be my longest written chapter in my 3 year career on this app. Oh yeah. I will NOT use Miku. Just. No. I'll do a terrible job, not even SK can help me on that one.

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In the morning both of the parents awoke with you. You were not a morning person, like, not at all, you just groan loudly in annoyance. Causing Mearest to pick you up. She stares at you in complete confusion. Thinking that groans only admitted from men when having... Well... Uh... she's a MILF ya know? You... You can clown on me for this one. Kids, don't look it up.

She looks you over. Slowly seeing the unending sweat coming from you. Mommy looks at her husband with concern, who just shrugs.

Dearest just takes out a towel from the bathroom and gave it to you.

It just dropped to the floor as you just sit in Mearest's grip limply.

"Dear, are you alright?" She asked.
"What's gotten into him?" Daddy asked.

"I feel like Funkin' Shit..." You say as you stretch. "Could I barrow some coffee or..?"

"Oh! Pffttt! Haha! Sure, man!" Dearest left the room, only to be shoved to the side by his daughter who tackled you out of her mother's hands.

"(Your Name)! Darling! I was so worried! Why the HELL didn't you tell me where the funk you were?!" She screamed as she cuddles you. Her hair getting into your mouth. "You had me so worried dummy! I looked everywhere! Mom why did you drag them here! I was sleeping with them dammit!"

You attempted to calm her down, apologizing profusely. "Girlfriend! Girlfriend! Please calm down! I'm sincerely sorry for being gone! OW OW MY SPINE! GIRLFRIEND LET ME GO! OWWWWWWW!" You yell that last part in pain as her bear hug turned into a death hug. You could almost hear your bones cracking from the pressure.

Girlfriend, upon hearing you, stopped. She still kept you in her hug. Just picking you up. "Well thanks for sleeping with him, Mom. Okayseeyoubye!" She ran out with you. You simply looked completely defeated and in a lot of pain.

She drags you back into her room and throws you into her beanbag chair. "You go ahead and play some games (Cute Nickname). I'll get dressed, no peaking~" she giggled.

You had to admit it was tempting to look, but you fought off your urges too. You're weird but not that weird. You turned on the odd looking PS1 looking console and played an odd game called "Hating Simulator". You, of course, hated the main protagonist, Senpai, because he's a prick.

Girlfriend walks up behind you and covered your eyes while giggling. "I'm surprised you have self control my little (Cute Nickname)~"

You just shrug an attempted to nod. Only to be held back by her rather strong hands. "I think I will take that as a compliment, thank you Girlfriend!"

She opens her hands up and walked in front of you. She was wearing a bright red hoodie, orange shorts, black stockings, and her hair was in a bun.

"Wait you have different clothes instead of your mom's?" You asked.

She glares and cries a bit. "Y-yes! Of course I do! How dare you accuse me of only wearing my dress!"

"I'm just saying you've probably been wearing that dress for the past 2 weeks..."