Friday Night Stalkin'

Parental Issues

You were dragged out if your home. Then Into the elevator. Girlfriend held on you tightly.

"D-do I have to go..?" You asked. "Also what's going to happen to my door..?"

Girlfriend glances at Pico. The Untreated Schizophrenic sighs. "I'll pay for a new one if it will calm you down."

"Thank you..." You say. That did calm you down, though only a small bit.

"Beep skibeep bop bop." Boyfriend rapped.

Girlfriend looks down at you. "I must say (Your Name) with someone as cute as you, I expected you to have at least a few more items. Considering that Pico attempted to raid your fridge and only found eggs and milk..."

"W-what are you saying?" You asked her.

"I'm saying you have poor living conditions." She said. Which wasn't very fair considering that she lives in a huge ass house.

Pico and Boyfriend nodded. "You're lucky we took interest into you toots." Pico flirted as he flicks your nose.

"Beep bop bep kiboo!" Boyfriend cuddles your face as he pat your back. "Da!"

Girlfriend snuggled you gently as all of you made it to the lobby. She walks out with you.
"Here, Boyfriend, you hold them." She put you in Boyfriend's huge ass hands. Pico glares. How come he didn't get to hold you?

Girlfriend pulls out her phone and calls someone. "Hey Mom could you come pick us up please?"

You and Boyfriend shudder immediately when she said "Mom".

After a few minutes of being cuddled by everyone, yes, including Pico, a large black limo parks infront of the apartment. Soon a large red carpet shot out from the door, and out stepped Mommy Mearest, Girlfriend's Tall, Milfy, Mother.

Boyfriend drops you and hid behind Pico. Who grabs your wrist.

You sat there, shaking, looking up at her.

Mommy Mearest quickly rushes to her daughter.

"Now, Daughter, you know I was busy at the salon today! Why did you have to call me for a ride with your-" She started to stare at everyone, Boyfriend, Pico, then you. Mearest stopped to stare at you for a long time.

You stare into her eyes, your shaking getting worse.

She walked over to you and couched down, "Now who's this handsome person~?" Mommy Mearest leads in to kiss you before...

"MOMMA!" Girlfriend yelled.

Mommy stood up. "Oh sorry dear! You know how I am shesh! Calm yourself!" She said. "Now let's all get in, but that boy is in the front with me the whole time." She points at you. "Otherwise no ride."

Girlfriend and Boyfriend scoffed, Pico grumbled. They really don't like to share with her. Everyone soon hopped in. With you begging not to go with her to the front, but, sadly for you, a deals a deal.

You sat on her lap. A bit calm now knowing that she won't kill you, but... Yeah... She was very touchy.

A few hours later you made it to your stop. Finally sick of Mearest's lewd gestures and talk, you step out and fucking ran before being tackled by Boyfriend.

"Bep bep beep boop da skeedi bop mm dada!" You heard a small explosion go off in a bathroom somewhere.

Boyfriend starts dragging to you Pico, being fair to the ginger. Pico happily picks up you and walks to the door.

Girlfriend opens the door to be greated by her Ex-Rockstar Father, Daddy Dearest.
Even you though these names are stupid.

"Welcome home honey!" He said to his wife, for once not being a complete dick. "And Boyfriend, daughter... Oh hello Pico, still a drug addict I see..." He grumbled at the Merc.

Pico starts fucking sweating.

"And who's this guy? He looks hot." He buntly said.

Mommy Mearest smacks her husband. "That boy is mine you failure..." She grumbled.

"What?!" Girlfriend screeched
"BEEP?!" Boyfriend yelled.
"EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?!" Pico shouted.
The three of them look insanely pissed.

The Parents look surprised and so did you.

Instantly Girlfriend grabs and held you against her chest. "THIS! This boy right here is mine! Mine mine mine!"

You look scared, hers? But you're a free man, or woman, we don't judge! Plus you don't want a love life just yet.

"I'm going home-" You say before struggling to get out of her arms.

Daddy and Mommy stood infront of you.
"Surely you can stay for dinner." Mommy said.
"I wouldn't mind getting to know you better, boy." Daddy chipped in.

You sigh as you were picked up by Dearest and brought to a lovely dinning room. He sat you down, Boyfriend and Pico quickly sat next to you, Girlfriend sat on the side, how fitting, and Daddy and Mommy sat in the front.

Everyone was staring at you, making you very very uncomfortable. "M-may I go to the bathroom..?" You asked.

"Sure, but I'm coming with toots." Pico said. "And before you object, I watched a man shit before, hell the fucker threw said shit at me and insulted me, I've seen a man's penis before. Even Boyfriend's blue balled one."

Boyfriend glares and flipped Pico off while everyone else looked mortified by the whole "getting shit thrown at me" story.

You couldn't object with that reason, so you leave to find the bathroom. Then walked in.

After you were done it was time to eat.

You quickly ate dinner and dessert and wanted to leave.

The two lovestruck parents insisted you spend the night, Girlfriend agreed, Boyfriend and Pico had to go home, and by home for Pico I mean he'll crash at your apartment.

This Was Going To Be A Long... Long Night...