Sherlocke Homeles The Detective

No shit Sherlocke Homeles

One day at a nice sunday morning, Sherlock sat down on the toilet with a phone in his hands and tried to squeeze a big fat turd out. He soon enough noticed, that nothing is coming out. He screamed, grunted, still nothing is coming out. Strange, maybe eating will help. After eating a bunch of food and snacks, he had a will to shart in his pants, but there was nothing coming out.
His shit must've been kidnapped, there's no other reason why he can't shitty shatty. Sherlock is a very good detective, so he just decides to investigate and find his shit with some clues. Yesterday was friday, so he spent time with his brothers wife, Miss Schooplepe (she's german).

"Hello Sherlock, what gives me the pleasure?"

"This morning - an incident happened, I couldn't squeeze my caca out"

"That's terrible! Why do you think it happened?"

"I think somebody kidnapped my ability to poopoo!! You're my first suspect."

"That's hot."

"Tell me what you were doing yesterday before we both met up."

"Well, I was outside watering my plants and then I was doing breakfast for my children."

"Did anything seem off to you when I left?"

"Your ass was a bit thicker than before, but nothing else was different."

"Shitkidnappersayswhat?"

"Excuse me, could you repeat that?"

His ultra mega powerful move didn't work on her, it normally does work. Looks like Miss Schooplepe isn't the kidnapper. A few hours later, he met up with Miss Schooplepe's cousin - Mister Shoeboxuwu (His dad is swedish). They were both sitting in a cafeteria, eating donuts and drinking cofee. Mister Shoeboxuwu was kind of stressed around Sherlock, he didn't look at his eyes that often.

"Did you steal my shit?"
Sherlock asked

"No."

"Alright, moving on to another suspect."

Sherlock was too dumb to find his caca kidnapper, nobody looked suspecios and nobody  was telling him where his poopie went. After finally meeting up with a random teenager boy, that is Sherlocks daughters boyfriend. His name is Wilbur, he seems the kind of guy that would kidnap kaka for fun. Sherlock came up to him and stared into his eyes, hopefully his eyes will tell him, that the boy is lying.

"Where were you yesterday evening?"

"I was eating dinner with my girlfriend, didn't she tell you?"

"No, she did not tell me that, are you lying???? 😱😱"

"I- I'm not lying, what do you mean?"

Wilbur keeps away from having contact with Serlocke Homeles and his whole body is trembling

"Give me back my caca, you mirror (he means moron, it's a curse word in spanish)"

"OH LOOK, BEHIND YOU IS A CAT!"

Said Wilbur and ran away, while that stupid son of a sink turned around and searched for the cat.

"Where do you see the cat, sonny boy?"

He turns back at Wilbur, but he was running away.

"You brat!"

Sherlocke Homelese chases the ultra mega bad guy, he uses his homeless superpowers to stop the Wimbler. Sherlocke then puts him in cuffs and magically teleports to jail.

"Give me caca poopoo shit back, or I'll burn your toes."

"It's hidden in a place, where nobody would ever EVER find it!"

"Is it in your toilet?"

Wimbeler stays silent, so that means yes. Sherlocke runs to Wiburs home and opens the lid of his toilet, there was laying his shit, all alone. The great Sherlocke Homeles grabs shit and shoves it up his poopoo hole. He then happily lives his life on the toilet, where he spends his time doing diarrhea.

THE END or is it?