When Haseena Was A S.I

Haseena Slaps Karishma

Karishma - Agar Maddam Sir ke har ek raaz se parda nhi hataya toh humara naam bhi S.I Karishma Singh nhi...

Santosh - yes Maddam bilkul sahi keh rhi hain aap, ab toh pata karna hee padega.

Karishma - ab achanak tumhe kaa hua Santu?

Santosh - nhi Maddam dekho naa Maddam Sir ka boyfriend tha ye aajtak unhone hume kabhi bataya hee nhi.

Pushpa ji - (being sad) wahi toh santu, hume tak nhi bataya hume... (Doing overacting)

Karishma - (being annoyed) ama bhakk... Hum ye charcha karne aaye hain yahan ki Maddam Sir boyfriend tha yaa nhi, matlab mudda kuch aur challa, baat kuch aur challi, par nhi aap logon ko iss baat ka chinta ho rha ki Maddam sir ka boyfriend tha ki nhi tha, aur Santu hume bata rhe hain ye pushpa ji se zara dur rha karo sangati ka asar dikh rha hai, gaadi galat disha mein jaa rhi tumhari, isse pehle ki brake fail ho jaye naa ruk jao.

Pushpa ji - k.. k.. kya matlab hai aapka humari sangati mein log bigad jate hain?

Karishma - hum toh kuch nhi keh rhe hain aisa...

Pushpa ji - par aapka matlab toh wahi tha naa?

Cheeta - arey chup kariye aap log... Karishma Maddam pushpa ji, ek baar Maddam Sir mil jayein fir lad lijiyega aap log.

Karishma - ama ye pushpa ji...

Karishma - waise Maddam Sir ka location toh yahi aas pass ka tha, fir wo kahan hai?

Karishma - (to chaiwala) accha bhaiya aapne dekha hai humari Maddam Sir matlab Haseena Maddam ko kahin yahan aas pass?

Chaiwala - nhi Maddam ji nhi dekha hai, dekhe hote toh zaroor aapko batate...

Santosh - Maddam ho sakta hai, wo apne purane thane gyin ho, wo bhaiya ji ne kaha naa wo thana bhi pass hee tha..

Karishma - arey haan...

Karishma - bhaiya aapko pata hai wo thana kahan hai?

Chaiwala - pata hai naa Maddam ji, yahan se   daayein jaiye seedha- seedha wahan thodi dur hee hai, aapko mil jayega.

Karishma - accha.. thank you bhaiya, ye lijiye aapke chai ke paise bahut- bahut shukriya aapne itni madad ki. (Offers him money)

Chaiwala - ye kya kar rhi hain aap maddam, thank you ki koi zaroorat nhi hai aur aap humari Haseena Maddam ke sath kaam karti hain, hum aapse paise nhi le sakte.

Karishma - arey aap rakhiye naa, and forcefully put money on his hand.

Then they all goes from there to Haseena's OLD Thana. They arrived.

And start searching Haseena in thana by looking here to there, but couldn't find her.

Suddenly unko taaka- jhaanki karte dekh ek constable aaya and he asks

Constable - ae kya hai kaam tum sab ko aise kyun dekh rhe ho thaane ko, kabhi dekha nhi kya?

Santosh - thana toh hum roz dekhte hain.

Ae lagg gyi...

All gets shocked along with others

Constable - roz dekhte hain matlab?

Pushpa ji - khana, khana roz dekhte hain, wo roz khana khate hain toh aise aa rhi thi santu... (Doing overacting)

Constable - par inhone toh thana bola?

Karishma - totli hai, bachpan se totli hai bechari kha ko tha bolti hai.

And Santosh stars at Karishma on this but said nothing.