My moms a slut and I'm now raising her infant (ON HOLD) 03-09-15

My moms a slut and I'm now raising her infant

GOSH WHY IS MY MOTHER SUCH A SLUT AND WHORE???????????

Now I know what you're thinking..........

Is she inane?

Why is she talking to herself?

Does she need some mental help?

Well the answers are like this.....

I'm a little insane most just call me crazy.

I have no one else to talk to so, why not?

No, no I do not need some mental help, But thanks!

Well I guess I should tell you why I'm screaming at my self.

My mother just came home from her doctor appointment, crying her eyes out.

Why would you be screaming at your self for that? You ask.

Well that's because she had to take a blood test. It came back saying she was pregnant. Yeah I know that doesn't sound bad but she doesn't even know who the baby's daddy is!!!!!!

Your probably wondering if I even know who my dad is.

The answer is......... Yes, yes I do know who my daddy is. I would probably still be in his custody if it weren't for him going to jail for a year and a half.

He got put in jail a year ago for beating up a minor for trying to sell me drugs and grabbing my upper arm forcefully.

Well I'm always visiting him. Actually I'm on my way there now.

"Well if it isn't little daddy's girl!" The main security guard said.

"Well if it isn't the security guard!" I said imitating his voice.

"Hey now!" He said.

"What?" I said innocently.

"Don't act so innocent Emmy, we all know you aren't!"

Yup Emmy's my name. My full name Emerson Joyce Carter. I love my name. Most people call me either Em, Emma, Emmy, Emery, or Joy. The boys all call me Carter.

"You here to see your daddy again E?" Joe, the main security guard asked using the nick name he always uses.

"Well, ya! I ain't here to see you Joe!" I said teasingly.

"Whatever" Then he got out his walky-talky and said "daddy's girl is here Brad"

Brad is my dads security guard thing.

"Oo tell Brad I said 'hi' please!" I said

"Daddy's girl said 'hi' to you Brad and said 'hurry your ass up or she'll have her daddy kick it' haha"

"Haha I would like to see him try.......never mind! He almost had that kid in a coma with how hard he was punching him but he's sleeping right now" Brad said.

I took Joe's talky from him and said

" put the talky by his ear Brad"

"Okey-dokey ....... It's beside his ear"

"RAPE DADDY HELP ME AHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Next thing I know all I hear is profanity of curse words.

"Really Em? That was your brilliant plan?" Joe and Brad asked in unison.

"umm yeah? why? what did he do?" I asked.

"He fucking punched me!" Brad said.

"oops sorry Brad! Put my dad on." I said to him

"Hey baby girl! I miss you so much baby!" I heard his voice say.

"oh Daddy I got big information to tell you!"

"whats that baby?"

"I wanna tell you in person Daddy"

"ok baby tell Brad to let me go see you"

"Brad better let you come see me because I am not in jail and I know where he lives!" I said.

"he has this scared look on his face. Babygirl you are still in MMA right?" Daddy asked

(MMA is mixed martial arts)

"Of course Daddy! Why whouldn't I?" I asked as I heard Joe say "Holey shit she can fight?"

"OK you better be, if not I may have to kick your butt and baby?"

"Yes Daddy?"

"No swearing! I will have joe kick your butt!" He said/ threatend.

"oooo I am so scared Daddy!" I mocked a scared voice.

"You better" I heard Joe and Daddy say.

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so do you like it if so ill keep going if not ill delete it