Party Phil x reader (JOKE) (CONTAINS SMUT LOL)

Oh wow this is happening

It's finally happening. Your grandpas sisters dog walkers pet goldfish has given you admission to participate in the game show, "wii party" where you will finally meet your number one idol, party Phil. You've fantasized about him for years now. You've had dreams about him. You've also had dreams where you run through the street naked covered in butter screaming "I am the messiah".  You've thought various time about how his soft, plush puppet lips taste. They probably taste like very old rusty pennies but that's besides the point. "Mom, dad, I got into wii party!" You exclaim. "Wow, that's great honey, now please shut up." Your parents say in unison. "Okay, bye mom, bye dad!" You say as you break the door off of its hinges. "Finally, now that the child the we are taking care of because we are the ones who perceived them and are legally obliged to take care of them is gone, we can enjoy our delicious meal from subway!" Exclaims your dad. "Yes, because fresh food is the best food. Subway, eat fresh." Says your mom. As you run down the street, you are hit by a moving car, killing you instantly, but the power of friendship brings you back to life because the real journey was the friends we made along the way or something. When you arrive at the airport, you begin eating subway at the food court, because fresh food is the best food. Subway, eat fresh. You eagerly boars the plane and wait to take off.