"And the rest was history!" You say to your five children, all bearing puppet flesh and human eyes. "Honey, dinners ready!" Phil calls from the kitchen. "I couldn't actually cook anything tonight, so I decided to get you all subway instead, because it's your favorite!" "Wow dad, thank you for getting us this meal that only uses the freshest ingredients and no antibiotics!" One of the children says. "Yknow what they say, fresh food is the best food!" Replies another. You all laugh and eat subway and have a great time. The moral of this story, is to eat at subway, because fresh food is the best food. Subway, eat fresh.
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FanfictionThis is a joke I was bored and decided that party Phil would've funny so get ready for the dumbest thing you'll ever experience
