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Purpled sighed as he looks at his wallet "I'm very low on money..." He sighed as he laid down on his bed as he heard a buzz from his phone

-Ranboo is an idiot LOL-

Tub- LOL GUYS GUYS RANBOO IS AN IDIOT LOL

RAN- shut up look I get nervous when talking to people you know that already :/

TOM NOOK- what did ranBooB do this time?

Tub- He confessed his love to his crUsh LOL bUT HE MESSED UP BIG TIME AHAHAHAH

TOM NOOK- LMAOOOO WHAT

RAN- I hate it here :|

Purple- Leave ranboo alone

Tub- Whty?? It's funny

TOM NOOK- Awh Ranboo your Knight came to save you

RAN- Shut uuup you are all annoying and no purpled is not my Knight >:|

Purple- besides how did you mess up a confession???

RAN- I stutter a lot when I'm around my crush, or a crowd in fact and so when I confess my words came out wrong she completely blew me off but the worst part was that she said "W-w-what??? Dude get ahold of yourself, a-are y-you s-s-s-scared??? Go away you sound like a dying pig" heck she even had the nerve to make fun of my stutter though I get it a lot so it doesn't hurt :/

Tub- oh I'm sorry I didn't know :(

RAN- it's fine thanks anyways :D

Purple- No it's not fine! What's her address I'm always willing to kill someone ^^

RAN- okay no- we aren't going to kill her that's too far besides I wanted to make her life a living hell why kill her when you can make her suffer :)

TOM NOOK- Note to self never make ranboo angry

Purple- Jeez you made Tommy so scared that he didn't even add the b at the end of your name

TOM NOOK- Oh SHUT UP!!! I'm NO SCARED OF BOOB ALRIGHT

Tub- Hey we got a request!

RAN- Who?

Tub- Well it's an assignation job pretty easy but they are willing to pay a hella lot of money for it so it's a win-win

Purple- Why pay so much just for an assignation? How much?

Tub- 50 thousand

RAN- WHAT THE FUCK

TOM NOOK- WHAT?? NO JOKE??

Purple- HOLY SHIT

Tub- Seems too good to be true but I'm a bit skeptical...

TOM NOOK- WELL WHO CARES 50 THOUSAND WE CAN'T GIVE THAT UP LET'S DO IT!! Besides nothing can stand in our way we have POWERS AHAHA

TUB- true. Alright we'll take this job meet at the base

Purpled got off the phone and got ready "Here we go again" just as he was about to leave someone behind he spoke up "Where do you think you're going?" Purpled look around to see punz in the hallway with his arms crossed "going out with Ranboo and others, ya know teenage stuff" punz walked up to him "be careful make you come back safe I trust you with ranboo but with Tommy and tubbo I'm sure them both will somehow get themselves in trouble so please be careful" punz just gave a tap on purpled shoulder as he went back into his room.
Purpled walked out of the house to see ranboo's car parked outside. he walked up to the car "Yo! cmon let's go" purpled just smiled as he went into the car "so why are you here?"  Ranboo looked at purpled who turned on his music "I know you live far from the base so. I decided to pick you up babe" Purpled just playfully punched his shoulder "don't call me that you idiot" they both laugh as they ranboo drove them both there.

As Ranboo parked his car outside the base tubbo ran up to the car "there you both are!! cmon dream is waiting inside" They head inside the base to see the top five mafia's assassins. "So they are the noobs who will be taking on this assignment?" the guy with a white bandana on his head said, As Purpled and the three others stood by each other side by side "Sapnap shut up, Technoblade please stop glaring at them, Philza you will go them" The guy named Philza who had green had he stood up from the table in sheer shock while slamming the table "ARE YOU KIDDING ME DREAM! I will not go with kids and risk their lives I DONT CARE IF ITS 50 THOUSAND! I WILL NOT RISK THEM!" Dream just stood up looked at philza with anger "Philza, you will do as I say, although they may be kids they can handle themselves, besides they have magic like you so it's fine, I can assure you if anything bad happens to you and them, I will take the full blame." Philza just looked at dream as he sat back down "so what's the plan you call all of us here for a reason?" sapnap spoked up, Dream went to the front of the table with "request" on the board "this request is dangerous not even nightwalker George could do this along with 2 others, this is my best option so far. So please you four introduce yourself before we discuss our plan of action" the minors stood up in front "This is very nerve-racking knowing nightwalker failed this but I'm Tubbo and My magic turns me into a half-human half ram, I'm very fast and very agile it also boosts my strength!" tubbo said, dream stood up then asked the next person, "HELLOO!! I'm Tommy! and my magic is that I can make myself small and such not very good but I'm great is hiding spots and sneak attacks also gathering information! I got wings too making me fast too!!" technoblade snickered "so you're a fairy?" everyone burst out laughing "SHUT UP IM NOT A FAIRY I BET IM MUCH FASTER THAN YOU! YOU PIG!" Dream then stood up "who next?" Purpled stood next to dream "Hi I'm purpled! My magic can turn me into an alien-like person I also can read minds, Sapnap please stop thinking about how much you want this to be over just so you can make out with quackity and Karl it's uncomfortable for me" Purpled then stop as his face was light pink 'ranboo you idiot' then ranboo spoke up "something wrong purpled?" with a smirk on his face, purpled just shook his head "I-I I'm sorry, I can also gather intel by going into someone mind tough I need to close so I can do it." Technoblade looked up at purpled "So your a walking library, Try and read me" purpled looked at technoblade 'w-what..Wilbur...' Purpled looked at technoblade in pity "Wilbur...You killed him with your magic." Techno got up in rage looked as he was going to kill purpled though he felt a stare from his left he looked over to see ranboo staring at technoblade looked as HE was going to kill him, "hey guys I can't move" Purpled hurried and rushed over to ranboo to close his eyes, "I'm so sorry for ranboo" technoblade just looked at both of them "AHEM! Alright next!" Dream shouted as ranboo walked over next to dream who seems to be taller than him "I'm Ranboo, My magic is that I'm half enderman and half ??????, also I can teleport, but when I need to I can stop time, Well not really I can only freeze someone when I look into someone eyes, Also I double my height is hand to hand fight but I'm only a sniper so couldn't do much." Dream told him to sit back down then they discuss their plans, stayed at the base until morning

"Tubbo cmon we have to head to school," said Tommy as he shook Tubbo, as the other two got ready.

"uh, guys..we have a problem.."

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 27, 2021 ⏰

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