PLUTO . confessions

agent pansisit germumu

to: my fellow germumus

when me and my sister were younger, my sister had a whim. she asked me to manny pacquiao/box with her and I was reluctant at first cuz even a 5 year old could tell that was a stupid idea (my sister's a stupid h0e) but she was completely competent with her thought of a very friendly boxing match, thinking she could easily deflect my attacks with her very much non-existent martial arts skills. since she was my older sister, I thought she knew better than me so I did as I was told, and as expected, she failed to doge my punch cuz her inner Jackie chan wasn't ready yet. If it was, I would've been dead meat for sure so my punch was unexpectedly strong, it took out one of her teeth (sorta dissapointed it wasn't her life) and being the arsehole she was, she cried to mom and dad, saying it was my fault (the AUDACITY✋)

From : agent pansisit germumu

P.s. My sister wrote this confession for me, don't worry I'm no disrespectful child ALso sorry sa mga nagnonosebleed diyan huhu TT^TT ang hirap mag translate nito into Tagalog-