OC random writes

group chat (gravity falls)

A/n~ I'm making group chats for all of fics and my own three books, next is Snakes & Cigarettes :)

Dragonmom: okay who the fuck had the audacity to tell bill that doritos are a species of animal on this planet??

Dipstick: oh idk.

Seggzydorito: wait they aren't, babe?

Dragonmom: no 😑

Seggzydorito: Ford I'm going to cause weirdmaggedon 2.0-

Sixer: no

Dragonmom: no

Dipstick: no

Sprakleyqueen: no

Moneybags: no

Seggzydorito: oh you're no fun. All of you.

Dragonmom: I'm your wife 🤠

Seggzydorito: oh yea.

Dipstick: I still don't see why you fell in love with a satanic polygon.

Rock: what the fawk did i join?

Dragonmom: hell, Falcon, you joined hell.

Sparkelyqueen: can it be a petting zoo? Please?

Seggzydorito: it's a zoo alright.

Sixer: yea, complete with draconoids and Dreamons!

Coolranch: what did I do?

SpicyChili: it's what our little bro did, will, not you.

Sweetchilli: you three are disappointments to mom.

Seggzydorito: then she shouldn't have had 8 kids. 😃

Dragonmom: the Cipher Dreamons are taking over the chat.

Seggzydorito: Fyreball, baby, my whole family is on this chat.

Greybelle: and that includes you mother. Change your nickname young man.

Seggzydorito: mom, I'm 3 mil years old! Technically 30 to them!

Greybelle: and?

(Seggzydorito changed their name to nachogod)

Nachogod: is that fine?

Greybelle: yes, but dont fuel your god complex.

Dragonmom: my husband just got scolded by his mother. I'm not surprised

Dipstick: I'm saving the screenshots

Nachogod: I'm going to possess you and make you eat roadkill :D

Greybelle: I'm still here.

Dragonmom: hi, Ms.Cipher!

Greybelle: hello, dear. Why is your nickname Dragonmom

Nachogod: dont you dare say anything, Fyrie.

Dragonmom: because I'm their Wine stepmom.

Coolranch: also cause I stg she's preggo

Rock: agreed

Spicychilli: wait really?! Nice job little bro 😏

Nachogod: fyreball is not pregnant you worms!

Dragonmom: actually 👀

Nachogod: WHAT?!

Dipstick: oh shit. Time to move planets.

Sparklyqueen: REALLY?! I'm so happy congrats Fyreball! Can you name one Mabel?!

Dragonmom: guys-

Greybelle: I'm a grandmom?! Idk whether to be happy or angry.

Nachogod: I am shook. I'm gonna be a dad?

Dragonmom: I was planning to tell u, not in the group chat tho.

Nachogod: a little me? Yes! 😘

Dragonmom: we have to wait.

Sixer: this is amazing!

Nachogod: you 👏 are 👏 not 👏 going 👏 anywhere 👏 near 👏 my 👏child.

Sweetchili: I support that.

Sixer: oh shit.

Dragonmom: well I'm leaving the chat, I'm sleepy.

Nachogod: I'm almost home, love.

Dragonmom: ❤

Dipstick: yuck.

(Dragonmom is offline)