The Gutter Files

Lust and a Carrot

A/N
This was going to be a quick sweet one shot of the grown up couple, Phun and Noh... it got down and dirty fast. Enjoy!

Dedicated to the beautiful Subha noona for her birthday.
Wishing you happiness and luck in the coming year and a whole lot of love!

WARNING: GAY SMUT AHEAD! IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE OR UNDERAGE, TURN BACK NOW AND FIND SOMETHING TAMER TO READ.
FOR THE REST OF YOU PERVERTS, ENJOY! 

-The Prince
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The faint, somewhat awkward, melody from a baby grand piano floats from the back of the house as Phun steps through the front door and toes off his black dress shoes to put on a pair of slippers that are waiting for him. He sets his leather briefcase beside the wall and pulls off his suit jacket as walks through the house to the bedroom. One song leads to another and more parts are struggled through and repeated over and over again as he changes into a pair of worn old jeans and a soft black tee shirt. There's a long pause as he walks into the kitchen for a glass of water before the music starts up again, slower and with a few less mistakes. Just as he starts taking out vegetables to cut for supper, the music stops and the sound of a door opening can be heard. The low rumble of his fiancé's voice, one of his favorites sounds, mixes with the higher pitch of a younger man's and echoes down the hall.

"Remember, while tempo is important, it's not going to carry the music if you can't get the notes correct in the first place. Slow down and get the fingering first." The patience Noh has for his students is amazing. Gone is the foul-mouth cocky bastard from their teenage years. The buzz cut hair has grown out, just barely grazing his shoulder blades and pulled back in a low half ponytail. The adorable chubby cheeks have slimmed down along with his waist, giving him a leaner, sexy build... but then, he's always sexy in Phun's opinion. Smooth skin, bright eyes, killer smile, and that ass is just... uh, wait, where was I?... Sexy Noh being his sexy, mature self and totally killing it. What's not to love about a beautiful man who is good with kids?

The loud sound of the front door closing wakes Phun from his Noh-induced daze and he realizes he's been standing there staring down at a rather large carrot in his hand and probably drooling like an idiot.

"I have no idea what you think you are going to do with that carrot but please leave me out of it and don't serve it for dinner afterwards." Noh's amused laughter tickles his ear as two long, warm arms wrap around his waist. "But if I can tear you away from your passionate affair with that vegetable, I'd be more than happy to demonstrate what I am willing to do with you... or to you."

A large hand sneaks down Phun's abs and cups him through his jeans making him moan. He quickly sets the carrot down on the counter and leans back into Noh's embrace. With his lover's taller height, Phun feels completely wrapped by all of Noh and it feels so fucking good. Soft lips kiss down his exposed neck and nibble at the base. He tilts his head to give better access, silently begging for more which Noh is happy to oblige. His hot mouth sucks and licks and kisses everywhere he can reach as nimble fingers open the front of his jeans and sneak under the waistband of his boxers.

"Already so hard for me, Phun," Noh whispers against his skin. Just as long fingers ghost over his dick, they disappear and Phun lets out a whine, which gets muffled as his shirt is pulled off over his head. His jeans and underwear are pushed down and he steps out of them at Noh's direction. "God, you look fucking hot, baby. Wish I could take a picture."

Those wonderfully large hands spread out over his ass and squeeze making him gasp and grip the edge of the kitchen counter. A wet tongue licks a stripe from his tailbone, up his spine, to his neck where the lips once again latch on with a greedy hunger. The hands move over Phun's stomach, trace up his ribs, and graze his nipples, sending an immediate rush of pure need through him.

"Noh, Noh... ahhh... You do remember that my sister is... uhh... coming over for dinner tonight, right?" Phun manages to say through his gasps of pleasure.

"Then I guess I better make this quick," is Noh's only reply before he flips Phun around and kneels in front of him. "You are too delicious to pass up."

Without any more teasing, Noh swallows him whole, as far back into his mouth as he can fit and proceeds to suck the very life out of him. What that man can do with his tongue is a glorious sin. If Phun wasn't pressed up against the counter, he'd have collapsed into a pile of useless body parts on the floor. Noh swirls and licks and sucks Phun's cock like it's the most exquisite lollipop in the whole fucking universe. When he lets out a low growling rumble with his mouth full of hardened flesh, the vibration sends Phun over and he gives a hoarse shout, spilling everything he has down Noh's throat. His whole body trembles in aftershocks, tingling down to his toes.

When Noh stands up and flips him back around, Phun follows the direction mindlessly, nearly collapsing onto the countertop. He doesn't notice the sounds of clothes being removed and barely reacts when a familiar hand grips his hip.

"The lube is in the bedroom and I'm too hard to bother so let me borrow your thighs." Noh must have put some of the body lotion from the side table on because he slickly presses between Phun's thighs with ease. With a loud groan, he does it again and again, his hands spread over Phun's hips and pulling them back into each thrust. Steamy breath strokes against his skin as Noh leans his forehead on Phun's shoulder, sweat dripping silently down the side of his face.

Another deep thrust and Noh presses his whole body against Phun shuddering. His breath gasps out Phun's name like a litany to the heavens as he pulses between Phun's thighs and paints the cabinets with his release. The kitchen is filled with the musty smell of sex and the harshness of their breathing as they recover.

"So, how was your day, dear?" Noh raises his head and smirks at him over his shoulder.

"Asshole," Phun snarks back at him. "We need to air this place out and take showers before my sister gets here, now."

"Don't fucking pretend you didn't enjoy it. Besides, you think your sister doesn't know that we fuck? She's the freaking queen of BL. She's probably read about more gay positions than we have tried."

"Thinking that we are having sex is different from having proof that we are, especially since she is my baby sister. Now, get your cute, sexy ass into the bathroom while I open the windows and turn on the fan."

"You might want to at least pull on your pants first. Don't want to give our neighbors a free show." Noh jumps away before Phun can smack him and jogs down the hall to the bathroom with a laugh. "Hurry the fuck up or I won't save any hot water for you!"

"Damn, I love that man." With a quiet chuckle, Phun pulls on his pants and takes care of the kitchen and wipes down the cabinet before following his lover down the hall. Just the thought of his Noh naked and wet and waiting for him makes him wonder if they have time for another round. After all, as Noh pointed out, his sister is the queen of BL so she probably won't mind if supper is a bit late.

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