I reached my hand out to open the purple door, but suddenly it was slapped away. "Sluts don't touch my door," he growled. Harry opened the door and right away I could see two men eating each other's faces on the couch. One had short brown hair and a scruffy beard, the other was built by the gods, I mean he was a literal angel. The most beautiful and I've ever seen, he was so mysterious looking. As my eyes scanned the room, I also saw a woman staring at the wall, she had short blond hair and looked way older than the rest of us. What I saw next was very shocking. There was another guy with messy chestnut hair l, wearing khaki shorts and thigh high black lace-up platform heels. He was spinning around on a stripper pole to toxic by Brittany spears.
I stood in the door way with my mouth open. "Close your mouth luv, you'll catch flies." I rolled my eyes at him, but closed it nonetheless. We walked over to the couch first, where the couple was making out. "This is Liam," he points to the brown haired guy . Then he points to the Greek god of a man, like seriously how is someone this perfect. "And this is zayn," I nodded. Harry handed them both a cake pop and they both took them without breaking the kiss of opening their eyes. Then we walked to the woman staring at a wall. "This is Ni-, this is Ellen Degenerate ," he corrected himself. "She just kind of stares at a wall all day, we don't know what's wrong with her." He also hands her a cake pop. Weird, I thought. "And who's that?" I pointed to the very flamboyant guy dancing on a pole. "Oh that's Louis, I hate his face." But he has a beautiful face.
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Louis sauntered over to Harry and put his arm around him, "baby your home! I missed your pretty face." He leaned in to give Harry a kiss but Harry put his hand on Louis' face and pushed him away. He backed away with a smirk, mouthing I love you to Harry. He made a disgusted face in response. I guess Louis won't be getting a unicorn cake pop.
Ok this is a very weird bunch. I wonder if there Are any more members of this gang. "Hey h-Harry, are there anymore members of the gang?" I voiced my thoughts. "Of course my little bean curd, you'll meet them latah. Now follow me you have work to do." I followed him to what I assume to be his bedroom. And it's... interesting.
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"Wow," I gasped. "I know amazing, right? I had a professional designer make this masterpiece." I walked in a little further to get a closer look. "What does 1D stand for?" I asked. "It's the name of my gang, One Deception." He grabbed a basket and shoved it in my arms. "Now you have one job and one job only, and that is to wash my undies." I grabbed the basket. He turned me around and led me to the laundry room and left.
I had know idea how to do laundry, I'm screwed. I looked down into the basket and picked up a pink sparkly thong. Damn, I thought, this dudes clothes does not match his personality at all. I took a risk and lifted it up to my nose and sniffed. Hmm, smells fruity.
I opened the door to what I assume was the washer and threw the clothes in. Then I looked around and find a bottle of laundry soap. Well, I guess I should just use the whole thing. So I did, I dumped the entire bottle of laundry soap in the washer and pressed the start button. Now all I had to do was wait for it to be done.
My stomach growled and I realized I hadn't eaten all day. I decided to look for a snack in the kitchen. I found it pretty easily and proceeded to look for something to eat. As I was looking down into the fridge, the door slammed shut. I squealed and pulled back. I saw that it was Louis who slammed the door shut in my face, and he had an angered look on his face. "Stay away from my man you stinky butthole." I was taken back from this. "Huh?" I said. He rolled his eyes "Harry! Stay away from Harry, we're in love and I won't let you get in between me and him." "Bro I'm 16, I'm under age, I don't want Harry." He stepped forward getting in my face. "Nice try, I know you want him, but guess what sweetie, you'll never have him." "Ok," I said calmly. "Ok?" "Yeah, ok." "I'm still not convinced, so you better watch your back," he said as he slowly exited the kitchen.
I eventually found a cake in the fridge. It was chocolate, my favorite. No one would miss it anyway, so I began eating it. My dinner was interrupted though, when I heard a high pitched scream. It sounded like Harry so I jumped up and ran towards the sound. When I got there I realized why he was screaming. The entire laundry room was flooded with bubbles.
"WHAT HAPPENED!" Harry yelled. "I don't know, I don't know how to do laundry this isn't my fault!" "Well how much soap did you use?!" I huffed "I wasn't sure how much to put so I used the whole thing." We both ran in the room, through the soap bubbles to try to stop the washer. We were successful with stopping it but there was still suds everywhere.
We both let out a sigh of relief. "I guess I should have told you I couldn't do laundry." Harry rolled his eyes, "yeah that would have been nice to know before you filled my laundry room with soap." I sheepishly smiled. This job was going to be harder than I thought.
Suddenly an emo looking white boy walking in, and gah dayum, he was completely naked and still dripping water the only thing covering him is... a guitar? "Bro why is the water so cold, I was trying to jam in the shower," The emo yelled. Then he made eye contact with me and started singing. "You look so perfect standing there in my American apparel underwear-" I cut him off. "Actually this is Gucci, and who the hell are you." He smiled,"I'm Michael, Michael Clifford."
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A/N
Sorry we've been away so long we were getting bbl's ❤️💕
