((crackhead auditor lmfao))
- He do be British 😳
- Can and will play the Monsters Inc theme bass boosted to earrape on the loud speakers in the A.A.H.W
- Puts up posters telling the agents random shit that they'll stare at for a few seconds and just facepalm at
- Will steal Deimos's cigarettes, and Hank and Sanford hunts him down for it
- Will make mature jokes every moment he can
- One time he started singing karaoke with Trickys sign and Tricky stared at him while eating a hotdog
- He will do anything to give this ONE certain agent a headache because he hates that agent for no reason. He calls him Bobby.
- Will knock Sanford down and dance on his body
- Does the Rickroll Dance when noones looking and he'll stop when they look at him
-Sleeps for 19 hours on a Thursday Afternoon (if you get that reference, let me know-- you're a legend)
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