(funny man 1)
- he has an unnatural echo to his voice so if he says something dumb like "a" it'll sound stupidly funny
- he blasts doom music from a speaker in his, Deimos, and Sanfords base at 5 in the morning
- sex joke. no comment needed.
- he likes to make Deimos have a gay panic
- BFG division is his favorite soundtrack, yet it's the least favorite of Sanford
- he doesn't care what tricky is doing he'll ruin it
- OOOOOEEEEEOOOOOUUUUOOOOEEEOOOOOOUUUUUOOOEEEEOOOOUUUUOOOUUUUOOOUUUUUOOOO
- will go to a supermarket and burn everything related to Christianity
- hijacked multiple television stations just to put stupid messages
- he will go to the A.A.H.W and tell the agent that auditor hates, Bobby that he deserves endless pain
- "I'M SUCTION CUP HANK LOOK AT ME GO' "HANK WHY ARE YOU CLIMBING AUDITORS AGENCY BUILDING WITH SUCTION CUPS"
- his crackhead thoughts are what keep his crackhead self up at 3:46 AM
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