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Techno-chan and Technoblade

OKAY!!! Lmao this a crack story that happened to come in mind when I was messing around my thoughts and writing then my brain said hey how about we make a crack story about technoblade and the others in the dream smp??? Don't judge me fam I'm just bored and I haven't been updating since.

"Alright, are you ready Dream?" Karl asked with full excitement.

Today was a rather off day between the people in the Dream SMP and all of IL DC (An imaginary land that I made up). Karl and some of the scientists were hired by the King (also from IL DC) to figure out a way to make a genetic mutation to help with Ivie's current situation (An oc of mine). To separate a soul of another being from the host soul and gain it's own physical form. Dream was rather eager to be a test subject for this new project but had to drag in another person to be the test subject number two, and who would it be if not the great Blood God himself right?

"I want to go home."

"Hush now piglet, this would be fineeee...... And besides, George and Philza are in the sidelines if anything goes wrong so we'll be safee." Dream said nonchalantly to his acquaintance/ frienemy. They were only wearing matching track suits made for testing and would refrain them from doing anything if something were to go wrong with the project.

"You seem rather excited even though your life in on the line. Not to mention you're on your last canon life." The male with a crown said rolling his eyes, Karl signaling the both to hush down from the other side of the mirror.

"Okay this might sting a little and you might experience your body being dislodged so try not to scream too much." One of the scientists said switching buttons left and right while performing calculations.

The two males gulped but before they could even speak a ray of light was beamed at them. The sound of screams flooded the air as the two experienced immense pain. Their teeth gritted each other as the two felt as if their body were being torn apart from atom to atom.

"Nicolas-san! They're not going to make it! Dream is in his last life and Techno might turn into his other form because of the pain! You have to shut it down!" One of the scientists said to the person incharge of the project. "I can't! It is set until they are completely finished! Didn't they read what the terms and conditions said?!"

'MAKE IT STOP!!!!!' The two screamed in unison. As much as Philza, George or anyone that thy know of wants to help, they can't or else something might go wrong with the experiment.

Very soon after it all stopped, the screams and cries for it to stop was no longer there. The room from the other side was all dim as puffs of smoke drifted from the air. Slowly but surely it was lifting as they all went in the room where the two test subjects stood. All was silent before George felt something nudge on the heel of his feet making him jump and pushed Sapnap to accidentally fall down the tiled floor. "What was that?!"

All their questions were answered when the smoke finally lifted and saw the masked man on the floor with a-... Blob for a body???

"Dream??? Is that you??" Sapnap poked it's cheek as the little blob cuddled with the rather large hand of his friend. His eyes were black and round almost like they were beads and his signature smile forever tainting his face, use to mock his opponents now mocking at himself as he stayed there defenceless and helpless.

It only nodded as the two gasp at their friend's cuteness though they were cut shortly by Elliot, one of the scientists, who said no touching the tests subjects until they had been brought back to the lab to hypothesize about the situation and examine them in their new form.

Everyone seem to worry when they haven't seen Techno, that was said before two forms of silhouettes laying on the ground one of them groaning after the other. "Technoblade?"

"Yeah?" Two voices cooed from the darkness at the silhouette discovered different voices leave their mouths. One was rather normal and one was well... Much more high pitched and full of energy if I should describe it?

They all jump back to their track seeing two figures sit up with a whine and finally got a chance to take a good look at each other. They were the same but they were not?

"Who are you?!"

"I'm Technoblade! Who are you and why do you sound much more alive and high pitched?!"

"I'm also Technoblade I've always been like this! Though some call me Techno-chan?!"

Technoblade's face reddened, the people in the back ground only stared at him in disbelief, exept for Dream and Philza who were laughing their butts of to the situation.

"Mia run diagnostics on the machine and Elliot bring Dream to the lab for further examinations. This... This is what I suppose would happen though I thought I programmed the machine to differentiate a personality from the original personality of that person..."

"Unless..."

They looked at Technoblade, their eyes wide while Dream and Philza only laughed harder. "yoU REALLY STOOD UP TO THE NAME TECHNO-CHAN?!?!"

"I LIKED THE PERSONA LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"

No one really knew what to do at this point. All they could do was silently circle around the couch and think of the possible way to turn them back, aside from Dream who somehow liked being a blob. He was squishy, adorable, and helpless compare to his human form who was almost feared by many due to his menacing competitiveness from fighting to his all known manhunts. Technoblade on the other hand, was pacing back and forth, a huge blush that covered his face as his other half was playing around wearing what seems to be a school girl outfit.

Wilbur raised a brow in sudden realization, "Wait how did you even get that outfit???"

Technoblade felt a sweat drop down his forehead, "I-... uhm." He couldn't even finish his sentence before Wilbur's eyes gleamed at the other realization whispering to Schlatt something and erupting into laughter.

"Don't--..." Technoblade silenced him, pointing a small but sharp dagger knife by his neck. "Woah easy there Techno. It's not a big deal. I mean we have some things that we're embarrassed about."

"Tis a big deal once a certain," He looked at a familiar person's room with both red and white on it, "someone saw me in this state. He'll mock me for life!"

Dream was resting in the hands of Techno-chan, not being able to move as the much more feminine version of his rival stroked his little head. Dream's smile was wider that it has ever been and his bead like eyes went flat as if they were closed.

Never have Technoblade thought he would see himself in a skirt while the blob version of his rival was in his hands, cuddling with the one that hated him the most. Well... The skirt thing he saw but you get the point. "Could you stop that?"

"Stop what?" Techno-chan asked in his slightly higher voice that spill innocence and arrogance in them. "Could you stop cuddling my opponent please, it's making me uncomfortable."

"But I thought you liked cuddling. You even imagined yourself cuddling with Dream once before the Mr. Beast Tournament!!" Technoc-chan retaliated making Dream wake up with a sudden laugh hearing everything that the two said about him.

"Sooo..... You like cuddling huh?" Philza was surprised himself not believing his son just spilling all his secrets left and right but at the same time, he couldn't help but laugh with the others making Technoblade blush more than he already was.

"The great Technoblade is actually a big softie ey?"