Seonghwa: Wooyoung , get that hidious thing out of the living room!
Wooyoung: Sunny, Seonghwa wants you to get out of the house.
Seonghwa: I was actually talking about the rat.
Wooyoung: And your point is?
Hongjoong & Seonghwa: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Sunny: What?!
Hongjoong & Seonghwa: *pulls out adoption papers* It's you!
Sunny: I hardly slept last night.
Yunho: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you.
Sunny: Who the hell would be thinking of me at 3am???
San: [Silently Panics]
Yunho, to Mingi: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Mingi: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Yunho: You just told me you're pregnant.
Sunny: Congratulations Mingi, you're glowing!
Jongho, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Sunny: *half asleep* Jongho, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen.
San, watching Seonghwa & Sunny panic: What's going on?
Jongho: Seonghwa is having a midlife crisis and Sunny is just having a crisis.
Hongjoong: Sunny, apologize to Wooyoung right now!
Sunny: Fine.
Sunny: unfuck you or whatever.
San: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you...Sunny and I are dating.
Wooyoung, Mingi, Yunho, and Sunny: *gasp*
Yunho: Sunny, why are you surprised?!
Yeosang: Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!
Sunny: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Yeosang: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Sunny: I've been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the "power nap" button. I don't set up alarms, I set up timers, Joong.
Sunny: you're going to die.
San: of fun???
Sunny: no dipshit, im going to murder you
San: *little frightened*
Sunny: with kisses, love, support and also you can't do anything about it
San: CAN YOU PLEASE JUST BE SWEET WITHOUT BEING THREATENING
Sunny: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Ateez: Awwww-
Sunny: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
Ateez: Oh.
Sunny: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me and I want to be set loose.
Sunny: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Hongjoong: Not by the law!
Seonghwa: wHYY IS ThERE BLOOD evERY WHERE!!?
Sunny: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Seonghwa: yoU STAbbeD SOMEONE!!??!?
Sunny: no no no, aggressively poked them with a knife
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The Pirate Queen among Pirate Kings || Ateez 9th member AU
Fanfiction"𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙?" 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐳. {REQUESTS ARE OPEN}
