Marvel women imagines

movie night

y/n:" steve i am not watching a film from the 1800's! ITS BLACK AND WHITE I CAN SEE COLOURS FOR A REASON"

steve:" it's from 1937 ACTUALLY"

y/n:"steve i don't give a shit we aren't watching it"

steve:" yes we are it's my turn to choose a film"

y/n:" if you put it on i'm leaving"

steve:" no you aren't you'll be sitting and watching it"

y/n:"are you hate criming me right now? wow steve, that's low"

steve:" WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"

i hear stuffled laughs from tony, oh yeah he finds this so funny?

y/n:"tony are you or are you not on my side, remember steve is CURRENTLY HATE CRIMING me right now, choose wisely old man"

tony:" your side i'm on your side"

y/n:"yeah you know better"

and just at that point, my lovely girlfriend walks in

steve:"natasha, get your girlfriend on a leash"

y/n:" take me right now you melted popsicle!"

natasha:" did she pull the 'hate crime' card on you?"

steve:"yup she did" he starts laughing

natasha:" y/n i told you you cant do that when you don't get what you want" she giggles, THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MOMENT

y/n:" natasha, he's making me watch a film from the ancient times, MY EYES WILL BLEED, and i don't always use that"

natasha:" you said i was homophobic because i wouldn't take you for ice cream, i'm literally your girlfriend"

y/n:"that's not the poi- oh come on!"

yep, she throws me over her shoulder and walks out the room with me, how charming.

she throws me on the bed and walks over to the tv

natasha:"harry potter?"

she holds out two blankets and ice cream

y/n:"have i ever told you how much i love you?"

she hands me the ice cream and starts playing the film.

natasha:" everyday"

take that up your arse steve.