Marvel women imagines

its funny

y/n:"you're a complete wanker steve"

steve:" cant insult me if i don't know what it means"

y/n:"wouldn't you just love you know what it means"

steve:" do enlighten me"

y/n:"fuck off you're getting on my nerves"

tony:" wow wow wow what's with all the language"

steve:" will you ever drop it?"

tony:" nope!"

thor:" lady y/n?"

y/n:" yes thor? something you need?"

thor:" i was just wondering, a few moments ago i heard you call steve a 'wanker' was it? what does it mean?"

i look to the side and grin when i see natasha choke on her coffee and wandas jaw drop to the floor, oh this'll be fun.

y/n:" well thor, wanker is a word we use in scotland/england to, describe one, as such"

thor:" oh i see, may you elaborate?"

i grinned as a lovely and wonderful thought popped into my head.

y/n:" so, you can say it to the boys if you care for them deeply, so for extinct, you care for tony, right?"

thor:" well of course i care for tin man!"

y/n:" well that'd mean tony is a wanker, which i highly agree on"

i sent a smirk to natasha and i see her bite back her grin and wanda trying to hold back her laugh, if only thor wasn't so oblivious, poor guy.

thor:" oh oh i see! thank you lady y/n it's a pleasure as always!"

i send him a nod and a smile and take a sip of my drink.

thor:" steve, you're a wanker!"

i spit my drink out and roll into pits of laughter as natasha and wanda follow, we are all sitting at the table dying of laughter as we here thor down the hallway say to a couple of agents "you're a wanker, even tho i don't know you!"

steve:" even tho i don't know what it means, i can tell by the state you're in, it doesn't mean that" he grinned.

y/n:"oh i'd whipe that smirk off you're face, walking talking ice cube"

steve:" stop with the nicknames"

y/n:"never!" i shout as i throw him the middle finger and walk out the room, why am i so funny, i'll never know.