𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗

𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎

hi yes im updating this again woo i never do that i know

anyways

i figured out how to type in enderman im literally so cool ⏃⋏⎅  ☌⏃⊬  ⌰⍜⌰

i  c r a v e  s l e e p
(its almost 6am, I'll sleep after i write this)

i ate an out of date yoghurt earlier. not a pleasant experience.

wait do you guys say yo-gurt as in yo-yo or yoh-gurt

not to be racist or anything, but british people sUUUUUUUU-

i know thats supposed to say asian, but i don't like british people (if i have british followers im sorry)
(i'm not sorry that i said that, im sorry that you're british)

wait my friend is dating a british person
...hi blitzø

kentucky is the only state that starts with the letter k, they took the letter k and reserved it for the inventors of chicken. i respect that.

your mom is gay? 😟😟

me when when when me when you when when me i when me when yo girl when when yo girl me when me yo girl when see me you when FUCK

did you get a whoppa

i see daylight, i have stayed up too late again. fuck.

my crush hit 100 followers on tiktok and im proud of him :)

apparently tommyinnit supports m.b.i.y.m???? smh.

but like literally thats fucked up and i do not support him anymore </3

candice dick fit in yo mouth

HAVEYOUSEENTHESTATEOFHERBODY? MANIFIBEATITIAINTWEARINAJOHNNY

i... have a drawing of a sexy deer hanging up that i drew when i was 11. no regrets.

icarly? more like ican hardly wait to fuck your mom

im sorry

(i will be updating this chapter multiple time over the next few days so save it if you want to see the updates ig.)

NONONONO I KNEW I WAS A NERD BUT I THINK ACCIDENTALLY (and i mean ACCIDENTALLY) LEARNING RANBOO'S ENDERMAN LANGUAGE IS A BIT FAR
I CAN NOW READ AND WRITE IN IT WTF

when you can't read irish even though you've been learning it for 9 years but you picked up alien in a day

i hate myself

i can read japanese if it's typed in the latin alphabet

kansas? more like kansas dick fit in yo mouth

my sense of humour >>>

yeah, falling in love with your best friend is cool, but try becoming best friends with your crush AFTER you admit your feelings 🙄🙄🙄

one time i almost cried because my cat in stardew valley meowed at me when i pet it.
i have 2 cats irl and neither of them make me as happy as toby the video game cat.

i am a proud plant mothe- OH FUCK I HAVE TO GO WATER THE PLANTS but its 2 in the morning BUT THE PLANTS

gender = missing???
amber alert: my gender

danny phantom and the goth girl from danny phantom are both high-key hot

ive been watching a lot of kids cartoons on cartoon network recently, WHY IS APPLE AND ONION SO FUCKING FUNNY?
oh wait richard ayoade is in it that explains ✨everything✨

being gay online >> being gay irl

me >>>>>>  you

⟟ ⍙⏃⋏⋏⏃ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏚⍀⍜⍙⋏ ⋔⋏⋔

(as much as i hate gambling,) las nevadas supremacy‼️‼️

c!slimecicle my beloved

revivedbur/alivbur is so hot

t r o o m  t r o o m  e n j o y e r

heatwaves? been fakin me out
flowers? from 1970
shut up and what? drive
dream? not found
hotel? trivago

im going camping for a week on thursday, and if i come back to 99+ notifs i will cry. and not tears of joy.

I JUST RICKROLLED @Caprisun38 I AM SO COOL

how can you be English? that's a language dumbass.

"all girls are the same" ok bro what stopping you from dating a dude

im waiting for the day my friend finds wattpad and sees this. it probably won't happen, but if it does, hi callum