𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗

𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚡

back by unpopular demand, its me

and im not continuing with the fonts thing (other than the titles)

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come back to my bathroom, then you'll really see why they call me moaning myrtle 😏

real boobies are only funny when its on a man in a movie. as soon as the woman takes off her shirt its AHHHH BOOBIES

rainraingoawaycomeagainanotherday

i have an amogus on my Christmas tree

two, actually

my boyfriend is a dork

hahahahahahahagahagahahahauahahahahahagayagayahahahahah balls

encanto is my comfort movie

my cat is cute but shes sitting on my leg and ive got pins and needles

⚰️ <------- that looks like chocolate can i eat it

stinky binky

lolipoplolipopooooooooooooooooololilolilolilolipop

cloudy with a chance of meatballs was a good movie

hahaha meatBALLS

two of the actors in the fault in our stars played the main characters in death note (the american one) and idk how to feel about that

who in their right mind names their child willem

the hilda movie was really good too

WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNOOOOO

hahaha triangle

i have an addiction to pringles but thats okay because if you say ut wrong its prongles and thats quite funny actually

i just drank gone-off choccy milk so now im sad AND my mouth tastes like ass

ansel elgort is a rapist isnt he

WHEN YOURE A JET YOURE A JET

thats it, thats all i know

oh no my boyfriend is a cishet white guy

at least hes ✨respectful✨

the wifi symbol looks like those ring stacky toys for babies

i could eat an entire kilo of nutella with a spoon rn idc

my friend is in england. thats nice.

do you think mushrooms know how much gay people love them?

speaking of mushrooms i know too much about them like how the classic red and white fairytale toadstool is called the fly amanita and its psychedelic and was used by celtic druids in religious ceremonies where they would feed them to deer and thats funny but also the white spots on the mushroom aren't actually spots its the remnants of a protective shell fron when they were growing and can be wiped off with your finger or washed off by the rain also the fly amanita is part of the amanita family (obviously) and so is the death cap which is the same shape and also has white spots but the cap is a yellowy white instead of red and its extremely poisonous hence the name death cap anyways i did not use any punctuation and im going to stop now

one time i was looking at where to find fly amanita and i guy commented "found em in a forest in west tipp, better trip than acid" and i find it funny thats thats the most irish thing ever

my english teacher is nice

my geography teacher is prettier tho

shes also gay

i like my geography teacher

i started reading wayward son and forgot

i got biflife on my computer because my dad wouldn't let me get it on my phone isnt that sad

ITS RAINING

YAAAAAY

byebye im gonna go jump in the rain