Shrek woke up, looking eveywhere confused about his whereabouts. He looked to the left seeing a beautiful person, "woah... what the." Shrek said, leaning closer to look at the person. He saw that they had beautiful eyelashes, "mmm i bet they would taste nice.." he licked his lips. The person started fluttering their eyes, opening them only to see a big scary green ogre, "..... who the fuck are you." The person said, "im shrek... who are you." "Im y/n.... Why are you naked...." Y/n said looking at the ogre up and down, "i dont know... why are YOU naked..." "i think we had.... Sex."
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