histórias de Shrekislife

Shrek x Y/N Romance, obviously

Smexy nick wilde x shrek at 3am (FIONA FOUnd OUT GONE WRONG DIVORCE) BUT SHREK MARRIED OBAMA

This is a crack fic. But basically he falls in love with a can of soup named Soup. I came up with this while I was eating soup for dinner. The names for characters go to the original owners except for Soup bc I made that character up.

A middle school girl who has always loved SHREK but does not know that when her last day of school of 8th grade comes she will be gifted by a big penetrating ogre dick from SHREK

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.

The need for Shrek is in-between every crevice of my onion layered soul.

THIS IS ENTIRE SATIRE AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND COMEDY PURPOSES ONLY.

Shrek has a new lover, and his name is John (Started off as a joke and still is one)

the big green meme machine is back for the ninth time! oh wait... youre telling me it's only the 5th one? youre fucking joking! GET OUTTA HERE! inspired by jacksfilms

This story has smut!! Gender neutral!

Shrek didn't know what to do. Nicolas Cage, the man he loved who was going to leave him soon, or Princess Fiona the bitch who gave him a castle and money who was cheating on him. He didn't know what to do that was until a special donkey help him make his decisions.

Want to read a thigh-bulging, suspenseful, onion-packed story about a handsome green ogre's days in high school? Well this is the story for you, Shrek must use the power of The Seven Onions of The Prophecy to defeat his foes and spread his religion to all of his unblessed children, but he has to watch out for Dr. Ludwig and a few others as they try to suck the power out of him and use it for their own gain! Will The Onion's mighty power be enough to slaughter his foes and maintain his childrens' immortality? Find out by peeling down to the last chapter and sucking the deep Onion juices of their insight!

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IM BOUT TO BLOW YA FUCKIN MINDS

What would have happened if the tables had turned, and donkey finally found his way. Into Shrek's Pants. All Characters Belong to Dream works.

Shrek x y/n(fem) 💚🤎💚🤎💚 TW:gore,violence Y/N is on a walk when she finds a mysterious clearing in the woods... what happens next.... Read to find out

A loving tale between the ogre and you,how will it go?

a Shrek children's book. Timmy's Papa left. Mommy has a new friend.

Two gay guys who fall in love with each other. (btw i made this as a joke so chill☠☠)