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Will Shrek ever feel the same way?

There is a warm, fluffy feeling all through the swamp. Shrek has been getting ready for Christmas. Shrek has been visiting your town recently... He had visited all of the house but yours... Will you be seeing Shrekta Claus. Rumor has it, he makes love to his best girl on Christmas Eve. You cross your fingers... that he will visit you on this night.

Just a collection of one shots I wrote. Warning some will have smut so beware.

Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. periodt. This book may cause scrumptious skwim and no acne (if you enjoy this Shrek will eat your acne.)

What would have happened if the tables had turned, and donkey finally found his way. Into Shrek's Pants. All Characters Belong to Dream works.

shrek, your husband, discovers you have been cheating on him with lord farquaad. he leaves you. how will you earn him back?

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Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

If you're in love with Shrek this is the book for you;)

Shrek and I have been dating for 10 years now. Today we will be showing you a normal day of our activities 😏😛😫😳

about four (?) years ago, i wrote this as a joke. now, with a heavy heart, i publish it once more. i don't know how. i don't know why. there are no words. i hope no one enjoys this. but it's too hilarious not to post. i'm going to hell goodbye

In the land of far far away, shrek is crowned as the Onion King but something goes horribly wrong when the frog King returns (Fionas Father) and tries to reclaim his rightful place as king.

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"praise Shrek almighty warrior!"

Share a romantic night with everyone's favorite ogre.

GOD WERE MA POP TARTS AT

Did this one night when I was bored and had a lot of time on my hands, to much it seems. Go check out the original shrek is love shrek is life before reading this. All thanks to him and Disney.