A Hellish Love Triangle

Helluva Shot pt. 2

F/n pov

I opened my duffel bag in the kitchen and I pulled out a bag of Death Wish coffee, which I had gotten at a store in Hell which sold items from the human world. I put a cup and a half of coffee grounds into the coffee pot filter and I added water to the machine and I turned it on.

I'm still curious as to where the water comes from since we're in Hell.

I placed my guns along with the cleaning kit onto the table. I then began to field strip my M16 until all the parts were laid out in front of me and I began cleaning them as my coffee brewed. I heard the coffee maker beep and I got up and poured myself a cup and sat back down and I sipped it as I continued to clean.

I then heard someone limp into the kitchen and I saw it was an Imp with white hair and wearing what looked like a simple suit with a red bow tie.

"You look like crap." I said as I continued cleaning.

"I just had my first encounter of the day with Loona, I need some coffee." he said as he went to the coffee pot and poured himself a cup as well. He added creamer sugar and then walked over to the table.

Should I stop him? Nah he should be fine.

He then sat down across from me and he chugged the entire cup without even taking a breathe.

Okay this should be interesting.

He set the empty cup down and his eyes went wide.

"What-What the hell! Why do I see noises, ahhhhhhh!"
he screamed.

I tried my best to keep a straight face.

"Hey do you want another one?" I asked trying my best not to laugh.

"Why are you talking so slow, ow your voice is so loud. What the hell was in that coffee? Some kind of drug!" he yelled.

I could tell he was starting to panic.

"Loona we may need to call an ambulance!" I yelled.

"Why what's going on, are you hurt?!" she yelled as she came running in.

She stopped once she saw the Imp she began to laugh so hard that she fell to the floor.

I began to chuckle until it became a full on laughing fit.

I then saw that the Imp was foaming from the mouth.

Fuck that can't be good.

I quickly got up and I called an ambulance and two paramedics came in and took the Imp away.

Once they were gone, I pulled Lonna in for a quick kiss, which made her blush.

"It's cute when you blush, it doesn't make you look like you're mad at everyone." I said as she hit me lightly.

I gave her a longer kiss, and I placed my hand on her ass before I pulled away leaving her standing there for a few moments before she quickly ran out.

I continued to clean my weapons until finally Blitz walked in and asked where a person named Moxxie was.

"Is he an Imp that wears a suit with a red bow tie?" I asked not looking up from cleaning.

"Well no fucking shit, have you seen him!" he yelled.

"Yeah he's currently on his way to the hospital to get his stomach pumped." I said still cleaning.

"Son of a cunt fuck, we just got a job and we're missing one of our best sharpshooters!" said Blitz.

"Hey boss hold this penny in between your pointer finger and your thumb." I said tossing him a penny.

Blitz caught the penny and did as I had asked, and I shot the penny out of his fingers. He looked at his hand to make sure he had all of his digits and then looked at the penny. He picked it up and the penny was just a small piece of copper.

"Looks like you have a target to take out." said Blitz

"Alright boss, I'll get right on it." I said putting my sniper rifle back together.

Time skip

I was currently looking through my sniper scope at an election campaign for a large business owner who was apparently running for mayor in the city I was in. He had apparently killed one of the other candidates so it was only him and one other candidate. As the crowd cheered for the man, I put a suppressor on my rifle and I made sure my crosshairs were above his heart by an inch since there would be just a slight bit of bullet drop. The crowd grew louder and louder once it was loud enough to cover my suppressed bullet, I pulled the trigger lightly and I watched through the scope as I saw red mist come from outside the back of the man. Once I confirmed the target was dead I got up and a portal to Hell opened, I walked through it kissing Loona as I walked through. The portal closed behind me and I pulled the bolt back on my rifle and the bullet casing popped out.